1. I have a note from my doctor
2.I have a note from my mother
3.I was here,but I an invisible attack
4.Two words- Alien abduction
5.My goldfish died
6.My hair hurt
7.I got stuck in a tree
8.My nose fell off
9.I had student flu.I was sick of school
10.I'm too cool to care
11.I couldn't miss my yodeling lesson
12.I was undercover
13.What do you mean,we don't have Beelzebub day off?
14.My dog ran away and we had to go look for him
15.I was visiting a relative on my own planet
16.I was grieving at the death of my pet cockroach |