1.If the mall has a stage,get on it and dance around like a rock star.
2.Bring a dog or cat inside of the mall,and let them run around in an antique shop.
3.Go in the mall dressed as a Halloween character in the middle of August.
4.Ask a security person if you can shoot his or her gun.
5.Get in a wheelchair and roll around the mall saying,"Wee!! WEE!! Look mommy! I CAN FLY!!".
6.Move merchandise to different stores.
7.Ask for a country music CD in a heavy metal store.
8.Get on Radio Shak's computer and surf the web for 3 hours straight.
9.Carry a pillow in your arm and run into people.
10.Flush the toilets constantly in the bathroom.
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