1.Drop vegatables on the floor.
2.Spill drinks all over the sugar.
3.Ask a salesperson if they know where the nearest burger king is every 5 minutes.
4.Roll a buggie around the store really fast making noises like,"VVVVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMM" or "WOOOOODEN WOOOODEN!!!!!!!".
5.If you see that someone is looking at a product from a close distance,stop right in front of them and bend over in their face.
6.Drop a jumbo size jar of mayonaise on the floor. (I accidently did this once...)
7.Drop a lightbulb on the ground.(I did this by accident,too....)
8.If a real catchy tune is playing over the loudspeaker,stop in the middle of an aisle and break dance.
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