ANNOY THE PEOPLE
1. If there is a toy displayer,stomp your feet & yell,"MOMMY MOMMY!!!!!!! I WANT A TOY!!!!!!WAHHHH!!!"
2. If your really tall,jump around in the balls at the playground.
3. Start singing annoying songs in the front of the resteraunt.
4. Keep on coming back to the counter & asking the clerk for more ketchup packets.
5.Go with a friend and hold a conversation across the resteraunt.
6.Ask for breakfast at noon.When they say breakfast is over,fall to the floor,curl up,and cry like a baby.
7.Ride through the drive thru on a horse
8.Order a burger with no pickles.Make it very clear that you don't want pickles.Then,when your order is ready,yell really loudly,"Where the heck are my pickles??!!!"
9.Shout your order really loudly to the poor unsuspecting cashier.
10.Order a gourdita
11.Show up with a group of 100 people,not calling first.
12.Sing your order opera style when going through the drive thru
13.Pretend you're blind.Randomly run into people/things.(Don't forget your dog!)
14.Dress in your Sunday best.Eat like a pig!
15.Order a soda and when they hand it to you,proceed to dump in on your head.Walk out quickly!
16.Place your order,pay,and walk out without taking it.
17.Pretend you are gay and flirt with the employees.Just watch them squrim!
18.Dump hot coffee on yourself and laugh uncontrolably
19.Pay for your mal in pennies
20.Place your order in German
21.Pay for one # 5 with a credit card.
22.Ask to speak to Ronald McDonald
23.Skizophrenia - - - Need I say more?!
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