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A bunch of Goths were standing outside a club, talking......... |
I'm so Goth my hair is blacker than black, its "black, black".....
I'm so Goth i wear sunglasses to open the fridge............
I'm so Goth i died and didn't notice..........
I'm so goth i dont paint my nails black, i bash them with a hammer..........
I'm so Goth than when i stop pouting people say "What are you so happy about?".....
I'm so Goth when i go outside, the sun sets.......
I'm so Goth i don't use fabric softener, i like pain......
I'm so Goth i set of metal detectors ten feet away with all my jewelery......
I'm so Goth im the only REAL Goth........
I'm so Goth it takes me a half hour to get dressed...........
I'm so Goth it takes me longer to get un-dressed.......
I'm so Goth in pre-school all my drawings were enitiled "DEATH"..... |
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I'm so Goth in high school all my stories were entitled "DEATH"....... |
#Goth 1: I'm so Goth i wonder if my dogs collar would look better on me...........
#Goth 2: I'm so Goth I know it would look better on me.............
#Goth 3: I'm so Goth i stole my dogs collar.................
I'm so Goth i ate a Happy Meal---'Cos I like to live dangerous..........
I'm so Goth i dont take my medication so i can be more Goth.........
I'm so Goth i make flowers wilt.............
I'm so Goth i prefer them that way.........................
I'm so Goth i think saying "O my Goth" is cute................
I'm so Goth i punched a care bear...............
I'm so Goth people cross the road to insult me................
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I'm so Goth i practise my blank stare in the mirror............ |
#Goth 1: I'm so Goth when i'm asleep people check my pulse............
#Goth 2: I'm so Goth i don't have a pulse............
I'm so Goth the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.........
I'm so Goth nins and priests resent me because i look cooler in black than them...........
I'm so Goth i think tan lines are a sin................
I'm so Goth i was adopted by the Addams family..............
I'm so Goth i sleep under my bed.................
I'm so Goth i spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth..........................
I'm so Goth i dot my 'i's with frowny faces..................
I'm so Goth that when i was a toddler i didn't cry over spilt milk, i MOURNED it..............
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I'm so Goth i spend hours deciding what shade of black to wear............ |
I'm so Goth i complain that my blacks dont match...........
Im so Goth that bats hang plastic bats from they're ceiling.............
I'm so Goth that lightning strikes if i count..............
I'm so Goth that in pre-school i sang "woe, woe, woe your boat"...............
I'm so Goth that colours fade when im nearby..............
I'm so Goth i only eat things that are burnt cos they're black............
I'm so Goth i sleep with my arms crossed on my chest.............
I'm so Goth crucifixes shudder when i pass..............
I'm so Goth all i do is sit around and talk about how Goth i am............
I'm so Goth i use the wort "Goth" instead of "Got"............
I'm so Goth every sentence i say has the weord Goth in it.........
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I'm so Goth im the only person that understands what Goth REALLY is and im not telling you! |
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