You buy £15 fishnets and rip them on purpose.........
The only day you feel normal is Halloween.......
Friday 13th is youe lucky day,.........
13 is your lucky number...............
In pre-school the only crayon you used was black..........
You think bats are "cute".......................
You think dead flowers are prettier than live ones........
You refer to your age in mortal years................
Christians hand you pamphlets on the street................
Satanists look at you and smile.................
Whenever you knock on someones door they give you candy..........
You spell Vampire as Vampyre...................
You refer to others as "The Normals"............
You throw a black valentines day party...........
You wear a black mourning veil to your friends weding............
Everyone does...................
You were bullied when you were young.......
It because they were cold and useless sheep falling into the cold jaws of society.....................
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