Q. Whats the difference between a Goth and a bucket of Shit? A. The Bucket. Q. How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb? A. Whats a light bulb. Q. Whats the difference between a Goth and an onion? A. You cry when you cut an onion. Q. You have Stalin, Hitler and a Goth, and a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot? A. The Goth, twice. Q. How do you stop a Goth from drowning? A. Take your foot off his head. Q. Whats the difference between a Goth run over and a snake run over? A. The snake has skid marks in front of it. Q. Whats the difference between a Goth and a clown? A. The clown has a life.