Problems only Goths have - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/crimsonmoon/Problems_only_Goths

Trying to get blacks that match when they fade in the wash....

Airport metal detectors!.................................
Nicknames such as "The gay devil worshipping freak"....
Getting people to look you in the eye when you talk to them......
Trying to find your possesions in an all black room................
Reaching for the salt while holdind your sleeve back so it dosen't drag in the gravy............................
Being asked to defend your entire exsistence in 30 seconds or less....
All your metal stuff freezing to your skin in winter..............
Getting your skirt caught on everything and anything.........

Attempting to explain Goth to everyone.....

Wearing that huge cross that knockes you out when you spin round.....
Brushing against walls and having chips fly off because of your studs.......
Trying to explain to people that the scratches on your arms are from your cat....

Typing with velvet gloves......

(Guys) Trying to explain why your wearing a skirt........
Trying to explain your straight while wearing a skirt......
Removing someones nose ring with a studded bracelet.......

Children shouting "mummy, isnt she pretty?" while the parent runs for it...

Having to rush out to the bank/store the minute you wake up so you can get there before it closes...
Finding food you can eat without messing up your black lipstick......
Telling your clothes apart by fabric as all your blacks look the same..........
Being unable to decide which rings look best over black lace gloves......
Getting all of your 24 rings stuck in various bits of lace and fishnet(not all of it yours).......
Getting sunburn through your shirt due to lack of daylight.......
Drawing in the middle of a class and your bracelets attract the notice of the teacher.......

What are you again!