To the tune of Jingle Bells
Verse 1. Dashing through the barn
In a feathery costume
Over the stalls we go
Bawking all the way...Bawk...Bawk....Bawk
Everyone is clucking
And getting into nests
But in the morning they'll take me to KFC and chop off my head
Chorus: Oh chicken bells, chicken bells, chickens are on their way
To KFC to get their heads chopped off today...hey
Chicken bells, chicken bells, please don't eat me
Because I'm not that high...in protein
Verse 2. Now I'm at KFC
The cook is chasing me
Over the floor we go
Bawking all the way...Bawk...Bawk...Bawk
Pots and pans clatter
I don't know what's the matter
And why he wants to kill me, I don't know, and then I start to sing
Chorus
Verse 3. He threw me fire
And roasted me a bit
I bawked and bawked and bawked and bawked until he went bizerk
He trapped me in the corner
And cut off my head
Pooooor little me...and now I am dead
-Death march music-
Dying chicken noise......
-Alexa Cox- and -Casey Stevens-
P.S. I love chickens......I would never want to kill them...just so you know. |
