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| The Story Kelvin |
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| The story of Kelvin Holedar's life |
| When Kelvin was first born his real mom threw him in the dumpster in Cleveland. He survived by eating cans and talking to the rats. One day a bunch of black guys walked by the dumpster and Kelvin goes hey nigger. The black guys go what u say honky and beat the shit out of him. After they kicked his ass one of the guys goes see you at the crossroads niiiiaga. The rats carried Kelvin half way down the alley than got tired of carrying his fat ass. Kelvin was dieing when some crazy looking lady walked up and goes poor baby here u go she poored her 40 on him. Kelvin sat up and goes nigga i aint dead yet. The lady goes dam baby u smell like shit and Kelvin goes do i lady do i. After that day Kelvin stayed with the weird lady she got poor so she married some old guy that works on microwaves. |
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