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Best Pickup Lines 1. Hey baby you better bend over cuz you got some gum on your back 2. Sup, you from out of town 3. Hey fine ladies, wanna dance (only works while standing in a line, such as at the movies) 4. So i got a van and five minutes, wanna make the best of it 5. How you doin (must be sad with italian accent) 6. Yo baby you ever seen snow 7. Your dad must of been a baker cuz he stole the stars for your eyes 8. Is that a keg in your pants cuz i wanna tap that ass 9. Did you wash your pants in lysol cuz i can see myself in your pants 10. So you wanna go back to my place watch Titanic and listen to N'Sync (any other movie or band will not work) Best Places to Have Sex 1. Back of a semi truck 2. In a portible toolshed 3. In a non-portible toolshed 4. On a cloud (believe i know ive done it on a cloud before) 5. In the express lane at Albertsons 6. The bathroom at funfest 7. Under a table at IHOP 8. At the senoir center 9. On Kevin's grandma's bed 10. On Ricky's grandmas bed Best Softdrinks and Brands of Underwear (they go together right) 1. Dr. Thunder 2. Dr. K 3. Dr. A 4. Ricktoria's Secret 5. Kevin Holster's name brand thongs 6. Dr. Hytops 7. Fruit of the lamb 8. Edible panties for the elderly 9. Depends (the kind for old people not babies) 10. Dr. Skipper Best Jobs 1. One leged prostitue 2. Cashier at Wal-Mart with Coach Burns 3. A rapper with out a voice 4. Those guys that make the 5. Underground gynocologists who sells vagina on the black market 6. Bum 7. Owner of small business that makes and sells phone antenas and number 6 poolballs (not the other numbers just the 6 one) 8. Janitor at Slim Toe's Chicken and Underwear Store 9. Producer of blockbuster movies such as Chairwitch and The Maintnence 10. Those people who wright made in china on everything Worst Jobs 1. Profesional Bowler 2. The guys that paint the numbers on the remote control buttons 3. Producers of biter movies like Blair Witch and The Matrix 4. Cop that only works at the mall or a school 5. Washed up has-been movie star that sells stuff in infomercials 6. Idiot that canceled the Night Rider show 7. Idiot that won't cancel Home Improvement 8. Prison bitch 9. Being in Dru Hill if you not Sisqo 10. Vj on VH1 Tops Homeboys 1. Tony the tiger 2. The Fonze 3. That guy we call homeboy at Perry cuz we dont know his name and he's always at the school but he doesnt even go there 4. All my homeboys in orange acording to Ricky 5. Barry's homeboys that hang out at the record store 6. My homeboys at the senoir center 7. That guy that works the ticket booth at the dollar movie 8. The digi-destined and their digi-mon 9. Tech from real world 10. Screech my homeboy from Bayside High |
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