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| I'm taking over the world |
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| heres my plan |
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| Ok, well I'm taking over the world.... but don't tell anyone. Here's the plan: Phaze 1: Get my mama to make me some spagetti meat-o-ball, No one can take over the world on an empty stomach. Phaze 2: Go to the mall ass naked and then when all tha girls see my penis they'll be like, "wow thas a nice penis, can I help you take over the world", and I'll be like sure Phaze 3: After i have recruited my army I'll command them to storm the Texas State Capital. Which will give me control of Texas Phaze 4: Stop by Cow Rossco's to make some babies Phaze 5: Now that I have control of Texas, I'll dog-nap George Bush's dog and blackmail George into appointing me President of the United States Phaze 6: After I have control of the U.S., The rest of the world doesnt really matter, cuz they kind of suck compared to America Phaze 7: I go to Canada and say "Ey, what are u talkin a-boot" and they will be like "Ey, you now rule the world. -See how easy that was takin over the world in 7 easy steps. **Oh yeah dont listen to the snow, its not normal snow its the mepoir they r here to try to take over texas, but thats my job** |
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