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| Jordan sure is gay |
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| The proof is in the puddin folks the proof is in the puddin |
THERE IS THIS ONE GUY NAMED JORDAN AND HES REALLY GAY. AT FIRST I WASNT GONNA SAY ANYTHING BUT THAN HE HAD TO FUK WITH MY HOMEBOYS THE DIGI-DESTINED. YOU SEE THERES MANY FACTS THAT PROVE HES GAY.
FACT #1: JORDAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED MANY TIMES WEARING LEATHER PANTS
FACT #2: JORDAN ASKED FOR COACH TO WRITE SUNSHINE ON HIS SHIRT
FACT #3: ONE TIME HE BROUGHT A LOAF OF SOURDOUHG BREAD TO SCHOOL FOR LUNCH
FACT #4: HE TRIES TO DRESS LIKE REGIS PHILMEN ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONARE
FACT #5: JORDAN ONLY GETS 30 MINUTES OF COMPUTER TIME A DAY
FACT #6: HE LIKES TO LOOK AT CARTOON PORN BUT HE DOESNT WATCH DIGIMON
FACT #7: ONE TIME I TOOK A PEICE OF HIS PRETSEL AND HE KICKED ME AND GOES BITCH I PAYED FOR THAT MYSELF AND THAN ME AND BIG MO LAUGHED AT HIM (WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS BIG MO FOR A WHITE GUY?, BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT LATER)
FACT #8: HE WENT OUT WITH STACEY
FACT #9: HES THE ORIGINAL HAWAIN BIKER
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