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Hole Bunch of Shit Records is a proud sponsor of teenage sex and old people.
Our company is proud to anounce the return of the super star boy band Powerlines with their new album, No Mileniums Atached, hitting stores in early summer the band hopes to gain a new audience of geezers. With their super fine lead vocalist, Jamie Timberpond, and songs that tap into the lifes of geezers such as "I wheelchair myself crasy" and "Show me the meaning of being elderly" they should do just that. Look out for this albom hitting stores in early summer 2000.
Bunch of Shit has also recently signed super-diva Brittney Lynch, formerly Brittney Spears, and latino super star Ricky Seng, formerly Ricky Martin. They both have a 5 month recordign contract, because we suspect in 5 months no one will remember them. This should give them enough time to produce 2 more albums, don't worry the cd's will be filled with more pictures than music and gor the 2 of you that actuallly bought it for the music your gay.
Hole Bunch of Shit Records is opening a new branch and creating movies and a new tv show. We hope to put out 2 movies by the end of the year. The movies are already in production one entitled 7th sense staring a little boy who sees dead people being buried in cemitaries and the other Blair Witch 2, we just gave a kid 10 dollars and a camera and told him to run through the woods hump some treees and scream a lot we suspect it will be as big as a hit as the first one. Our new TV show entitled afterdark rider featuring a renegade that drives around in a phat ass car being a hero and killing the badguys with his fancy driving and high tech stuff on his car, quite an original idea if you ask me. The show can me viewed on Mtv about 500 times a day you know only when they aern't playing music videos.
In recent news 98 degrees one of the most famous boy bands has finally realized that they can no longer procede with out 5 members. The boys first turned to the leader of the number one voted boyband powerlines Jamie Timberpond. Although he refused the offer he did agree to make a joint effort record entitled 98 degrees and Jamie. the record will hit the shelves sometime during the summer.
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