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| Daily news tells about what happens today (updated every 2 weeks) |
In the news today Kevin Holsters trillion year old dad was astonished to find out that his computer could finally type itself.(pictured to the left) After 6 million years of work he finnaly created the self working computer. its is rumured after a test run with the computer he took it to a bar got it drunk and had sex with it the babies are due in november
In other news a young female was atacked today. While walking home a girl known only as model girl was assaulted by a group of three young males. The only discriptions of the attackers is that they are two young cambodians and one young white male. An eye witness claims that the attackers kept repating there own saying one said "u stupid trick" the other said "download it" and the last said "dande esta"
A new report finds a crazy ass black guy running arround calling himself spiderman. Forunately he managed to save threee chicldren from a burning building before falling to his death trying to crawl down the side. No other information about the mask crusader exists at this time we will keep u up to date with this story |
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