All....MINE!!

If it's on the floor, It's MINE!

If it's small enough to fit in my beak, It's MINE!

If you have it and put it down for a second, It's MINE!

If you have put it where I can't reach it and I get to it, It's MINE!

If you throw it in the bin because you don't want it, It's MINE!

If it's something that I know that I shouldn't have, It's MINE!

If you have it and I want it, It's MINE!

If your eating it and I want it, It's MINE!

If I'm chewing something, All the pieces are MINE!

If I can take it from you, It's MINE!

If it looks like mine, It's MINE!

If I saw it first, It's MINE!

MINE, MINE, MINE.... ALL MINE!

When You Come to Visit, You are Welcome, Just Please Remember:

1. The birds live here. You Don't.

2. If you don't want bird poop on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you.
What's your point?

4. OF COURSE they smell like Peanuts.

5. I like them better than I do most people.

6. To you they are just birds; To Me they are adopted children who are small and feathery, walk pigdeon toed and don't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.

7. Parrots are BETTER than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually answer when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or krink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need tons of money for college, and if they make babies.... you can sell them.

8. The same applies for cats, except they will ignore you, until you are asleep.