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A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other
was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought
it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other
claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way,
one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their
father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy
and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found
him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, and I'll have to read all
these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff.
I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually
get broken," answered the pessimistic twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing
for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony
in here somewhere!"

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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to
spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer
him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in
the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."

John said that he would prefer the floor.

The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met
a gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "Who are you?"

"I'm Baby, and who are you?"

"I'm stupid," he said.

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After retiring from his very lucrative job in the music
business, Kreutzmann decided to learn to scuba dive.
He spent thousands of dollars for lessons, then spent
thousands more for the finest suits, tanks, masks,
and other related gear. After he bought a boat and sailed
to Hawaii, he felt a surge of pride as he went down into
the water. Photographing the coral and the fish and using
a waterproof pen and pad to make notes, he was surprised
to find a man swimming several dozen feet below him with
no equipment at all.

Outraged, Kreutzmann flippered over and tapped the man on
the shoulder and wrote on his pad, "I spend thousands on
scuba diving and here you are in bathing suit. What gives?"

The man took the pad and pen and wrote, "I'm drowning, you idiot."

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SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE'
WHEN.............
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't
wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does..
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you
always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is
still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole
time.
24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on
top of it.

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