I was speeding down the street
When a trooper pulled me over
Said I was going to fast
I said kiss my a**
I sped away
He gave chase and crashed
I said you suck dick
And you’re a donut eating b*ast
Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck
All they do is F***, F***, F***, F***
Beat 'em up, knock 'em down
Stab a knife through the ground
I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound"
Saw America’s Most Wanted
They were looking for me
They looked up Clinton’s a**
They looked up a tree
They’ve had no luck
They must really suck
‘Cause just last night
I was on MTV
Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck
All they do is F***, F***, F***, F***
Beat 'em up, knock 'em down
Stab a knife through the ground
I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound"
I moved to Timbuktu
By air I flew
Past security checks
And people having sex
People in their underwear
Or nothing there
Is this civilization?
Or an African H*ll
Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck
All they do is F***, F***, F***, F***
Beat 'em up, knock 'em down
Stab a knife through the ground
I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound"
It was definitely H*ll
I couldn’t speak their language
They offered me a sandwich
God knows what was in it
Some crickets and some roaches
I instantly got nauseous
I barfed on a beehive
And that is when I died
Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck
All they do is F***, F***, F***, F***
Beat 'em up, knock 'em down
Stab a knife through the ground
I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound"
Down in H*ll
It’s a burning pit
A couple of devils
And a pile of sh**
Ain’t got no lenders
Just some sex offenders
That concludes this song
You b*tchy horn
Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck
All they do is F***, F***, F***, F***
Beat 'em up, knock 'em down
Stab a knife through the ground
I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound"
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