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| Q. If there's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, whats on the outside? A. K9P Okay, so this guy walks into a bar and sits down, he orders a drink and sits around waiting for it to come. All of a sudden he hears, "Nice Shirt", he quickly looks around to see who said it but no one was there. Then he hears, "Nice Jacket", so he's starting to get a little worried. He hears "Nice Pants". He kind of flips out, talking to himself, when the bartender comes back with his drink. "Do you know who was saying those things, like nice shirt? Was that you saying it?". "Oh, no!" Said the bartender, "Those are our complementary peanuts!" Okay, so this panda comes into this guys bar. He sits down, orders a burger, eats it and then pulls out a gun and shoots the guy next to him. He [the panda] starts to leave and the bartender says "Whoa there! You just killed one of my customers!!! Why!?!?!?" "Look it up in the dictonary" says the panda, and then the panda leaves. So the bartender pulls out his dictonary, and under panda it says: Panda eats: shoots; and leaves *****************************THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD!!!!!***************************** What did the blonde say when she saw the box of cheerios? "Look! Doughtnut seeds!" ***************************************************************************************** Come, on people! We need more jokes!!! Email either me or Carrie and we'll put it up here! |
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