THE CURSE OF THE STALKER Danielle: oh God i gotta pee. oh boy i really gotta pee. HOLY CRAP I GOTTA PEE LIKE MOTHER. Me: would you shut up i know u have to pee already. Me: Damn it! now i've gotta pee. Funny Stuff From Danielle Hey Prince Charles, say goodbye to your balls! Room 30 Funny Stuff From Andrean "So if u put $100 in the bank with an intrest of 1.25 what will u get after 2 years?" "More Money??" $-MORE-MONEY-MORE-MONEY-MORE-MONEY "Hard and Fruity Soft and Chewy? Hey Brockley?" "look it's a big OREO!!!" "If there was a monkey jumping up & down on ur TV whicht would u watch?" "DON'T KILL HIM HE'S MY RIDE HOME!!!" "wo-ho! NO SCHOOL! Up high Brockly!" How bout Nooo. Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. More Funny Stuff mincus8788: sup fool Lord2Fight: hey mincus8788: did steve actualy say that Lord2Fight: yes Lord2Fight: steve cabraira mincus8788: oh mincus8788: well of course God Lord2Fight: are you sure mincus8788: oh im positive mincus8788: cause God is perfect Lord2Fight: but sum1 (satan) can still be better if he is perfect also mincus8788: well if satan was perfect then why did he fall? mincus8788: oh gotcha there Lord2Fight: who said he fell mincus8788: he's a FALLEN angle mincus8788: note the FALLen Lord2Fight: how do you know mincus8788: cause that's what the bible says Lord2Fight: oh wow you read it in a book mincus8788: not just any book mincus8788: THE BIBLE Lord2Fight: yea so mincus8788: satan was good but he went over to THE DARK SIDE mincus8788: u know just like star watrs mincus8788: wars* Lord2Fight: but i like dark vader Lord2Fight: so are you saying i like satan mincus8788: u like all the bad guys Lord2Fight: so!? Lord2Fight: they are cooler mincus8788: no way Lord2Fight: no, The Punisher is a good guy, he just kills a ton of pl mincus8788: good is always cooler Lord2Fight: nope mincus8788: oh yeah mincus8788: like Yoada mincus8788: man Yoada was kick ass mincus8788: oh i traped u Lord2Fight: yoda sucked Lord2Fight: he was a little old dude Lord2Fight: and he was short mincus8788: oh that's how u spell it Lord2Fight: like you! mincus8788: HEY SHORT PPL RULE mincus8788: yoda had control of THE FORCE Lord2Fight: just cause you are one mincus8788: damn strait Lord2Fight: i have control of the forse Lord2Fight: force* mincus8788: no u don't mincus8788: prove it mincus8788: well im still waiting for prof mincus8788: now don't hurt your self mincus8788: consentrate Lord2Fight: wtf Lord2Fight: calm down mincus8788: "feel the force flowing through ur body" mincus8788: "do or do not there is no try mincus8788: " mincus8788: well c'mon im still waitin for prof mincus8788: how did we get onto the subject of the force Lord2Fight: because of god mincus8788: HEY Lord2Fight: ? mincus8788: capitalize that "G" in God Lord2Fight: too lazy mincus8788: r u saying that God isn't real mincus8788: pegan Lord2Fight: no i'm not mincus8788: oh yeah but God would definatly show satan up in guitar skillz mincus8788: definatly Lord2Fight: let's see it then mincus8788: when u die (if u've been a good boy) God will show u in Heavem mincus8788: Heaven* Lord2Fight: i'm not going to heaven Lord2Fight: neither are you mincus8788: that's not nice Lord2Fight: or hardly any ppl whatso ever Lord2Fight: i'm serious mincus8788: why do u say that mincus8788: r u sayin that mother theresa isn't in heaven Lord2Fight: when we die unless we were perfect or close to like the saints, were just going to be reincarnated as a human who's life is either benefitting or doing worse depending on how we lived during the past life aka this life currently Lord2Fight: no mother theresa probably is Lord2Fight: probably be like maybe 5 ppl of the entire freshman class who will go to heaven too Lord2Fight: lucky them mincus8788: name um Lord2Fight: i'm not sure, it's way too early in life to tell mincus8788: r u calling ur self God mincus8788: r u choosing who get's into heaven Lord2Fight: no i don't know Lord2Fight: that's why i cannot name them mincus8788: ok Lord2Fight: i'm just naming as estimate out of all the ppl mincus8788: gtg mincus8788: gotta take a shower Lord2Fight: ok Lord2Fight: stinky Lord2Fight: c ya tomorrow mincus8788: we'll continue our conversation tomorrow Who Plays A Meaner Guitar? God Or Satan?