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| Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order. Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. 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Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. 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Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins." Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her. Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair. Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. |
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