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Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I
said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign
Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater
back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a
fishing rod.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into
an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a
voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I
haven't seen the bitch since.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner
and she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have
enough to blow her nose.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to
power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence
you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency
contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV
shows at home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2
quarts of water in the box.

Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was
going if I gave her two guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she
couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"

Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said
it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing
away all the W's.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that
she got mugged.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing
a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.

Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's
and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and
waited for a gum ball to come out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long
she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said
Y she said "Cause I want to know".

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung
sailor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out
of a clean glass.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's
holiday album.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a
dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her
clock-radio.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone
Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear
to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for
fat people.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with
another person.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the
VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the
post office.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing
project.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing
store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a
piece of wood.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you
catch fish with.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate"
because she couldn't read.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell
on her foot.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo
mama's so..."

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless
phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved
to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips
yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked
her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had
three guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked
her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her
out of 3rd grade.

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she
marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought
him new ones.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on
one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it
sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not
write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her
rearview mirror, she turned around.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not
Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign
said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey,
they spelled Macy's wrong."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took
the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone
ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are
gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she
moved.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she
said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she
went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she
ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light
in her ears.

Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer
because there's White Out all over the screen.

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