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| Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill. Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies. Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts. Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains." Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits. Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested. Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman. Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road. Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex. Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent. Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket. Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat. Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial. Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her. Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too. Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check. Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747. Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her. Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!" Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four. Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it. Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes. Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs. Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling. Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String. Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish. Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!" Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water. Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's. Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay." Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan. Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks. Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole. Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code. Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin. Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station. Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other. Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master. Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks. Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn." Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!" Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub. Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids. Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry. Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac. Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks. Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass. Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!" Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop. Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar. Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock." Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d. Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth. Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap. Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes. Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring. Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone. Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy. Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy. Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet. Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg. Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code. Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit. Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down. Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup. Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun. Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign. Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms. Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho." Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama." Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World. Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops. Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics. Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy. Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now. Yo m |
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