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hi these are all true stories that happened to friends of mine.

Well this is a story about two friends of mine who went on a weekend trip to Summit lake BC. This lake was huge with 11 islands. The two kids went canoeing onto one of those islands. They liked fire and so they went off to light little fires and blow them out.
They found a property with a bunch of rubbish a little wood structure with a tarp on top of it and a tent trailer. So they lit up parts of the tent trailer to see what would happen and it seemed to go out so the other guy lit this muisquito netting it went out so they decided to go and explore the tarp structure they found a stack of magazines and said " shit look for hustlers". Unfortuately their was no porn but a bunch of National
enquiers and star magazine. So one guy lit the star magazine on fire it simmedred and smoked then they looked out side. There was smoke everywhere it was bad. At first they thought that the magazines were making tremendous smoke but it couldn't be!. So we looked at the camper and he said "fuck john get over here the fuckin campers on fire oh shit" The camper was on fire so they ran around and found a bucket of water and filled it up good thing but it needed three more tries until it was out then they ran

this is another true story that took place in the same place as the first one.
there once was these freinds who went to summit lake b.c. they loved to steal and rip people off. so one day they went canoeing to a island in summit lake and they found a rubbermaid safe all locked up to a tree. but since these kids loved fire so much they had liters and since the safe was rubber they melted off the lock and broke in! they stole first aid equipment, bug doop, incencse more liters ...fancy ones and many other things. "But wait said one of the boys if we get cuoght we will get put in jail." So the other kid said "we should make it look like a bear attacked the safe. so they found a big knife. they slashed the safe to make it look like bear claws and they slashed balls and floating devices and sleeping bags....THE END

This is a story that happened to two friends that stole about 600 dollars worth of stuff from overwaitea foods. They went into overwaitea and said " hey lets get a bottle of butane" these kids thought they were invincible. Unfortunately they got caught and well they were in trouble with the cops. One had to go to court and got fined 5000 for shoplifting and well that kids mom is FUCKIN' PISSED

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