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| These phone calls are all true and are either sended in or our special recorder devide got them ENJOY! OH I FORGOT SOME OF THESE PHONE CALLS ARE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND DISTURBING NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 1.conver 1 ring ring ring Jason: hello loser your a loser you know im gonna kill ya Zach: WHAT THE FUCK U TALKIN BOUT BITCH' Jason: oh ya you know lil cunt! Zach: Who is this wut u talkin bout Jason: I know you sleepin wit me wife ass hole Zach: Sorry gotta go just fuckin your bitch! :click: 2.conver 2 ring ring ring police(not really): Hello this is the cops is their a miss anderson at this home Marty: um yes one moment please. Jessica: Hello police what would you like? police: um hello may i fuck you up the ass? Jessica: Is this the police? police: of course fuck me hardcore or your under arrest!!! Jessica: um one moment... :click: ( that guy got arrested for what he did) 3. conver 3 A rapist: Hello mother i want to fuck my sister but im having some problems getting my dick in her tiny cunt!!! mother: oh darling first you have to kill her slice open her pussy then clean off the blood hack off her head shit in it then stick your dick in her pussy. rapist: oh thanks mom i love you (the rapist got the shits and the sister was armed good by rapist) |
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