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School Absence Excuses THESE ARE ALL TRUE SOME ARE THE SAME THOUGH

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS IN THE
ALBUQUERQUE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:

1.Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

2.Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

3.Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.

4.Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

5.John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

6.Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

7.Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

8.My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

9.Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

10.My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

11.Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

12.Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

13.Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was
also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even
got hot last night.

14.Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

15.George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

16.Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

17.Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

18.Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

19.Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*),
dyah(*crossed out*) the sh*ts.

20.Please excuse Bobby from school. He has diarea and his boots leak.

Dear School: Please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

May could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school becuz he has an acre in his back.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Please excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Lillian was absent from school because she had a going over.

My son has been under the doctor's care and should not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Joyce from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell of a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

Mary Ann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had dia diah dye - the shits.

Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Stanley had to miss some school. He had an attack of whooping cranes in his chest."

Lynda was away as she had stripe infection.

Please excuse the stink on Bill's clothes. We've been spraying the garden because it is full of abnoxus incests.

Please excuse Jane. She had an absent tooth. Wednesday she will have an appointment with the orinthologist.

Dear Teacher: Please excuse my daughter's absence for the past week, as she had a case of the fool.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
16.Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
17. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
18. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
19. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
20. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
21. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
22. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
23. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

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