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| Here are some great kid jokesHow did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! Why did the child study in the aeroplane ? He wanted a higher education ! Why was the broom late ? It over swept ! Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet ! What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy ! What runs but never walks ? Water ! How do you make milk shake ? Give it a good scare ! Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ? A jelly copter ! Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? Then why aren't you laughing ! Why did the clock get sick ? It was run down ! What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ? Apollo neck woolly jumpers ! What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ? Streaky bacon ! What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ? The big match ! What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ? A high jumper! What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ? Double yellow lions ! What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ? A brush with the law ! What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ? A hole in one ! What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ? The poohed piper ! What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ? Trunk and disorderly ! What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ? Central bleating ! What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school canteen ? The food ! The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug ! "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !" Is that school food spicy ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears ! What did the computer do at lunchtime ? Had a byte ! Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear! Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money ! What's a mushroom ? The place they store the school food ! Teacher: When do astronauts eat ? Pupil: At launch time ! What kind of food do maths teachers eat ? Square meals ! |
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