yo mama's so old,i told her to act her age and she died.
yo mama's so old,she owes fred flinstone a food stamp.
yo mama's so old,she drove a chariot to high school.
yo mama's so old,she got hieroglyphics on her driving license.
yo mama's so old,she walked into a antique shop and they kept her.
yo mama's so old,jurassic park brought back memories.
yo mama's so old,her memory is in black and white.
yo mama's so old,she has a jesuus starter jacket.
yo mama's so old,her security number is 1.
yo mama's so old,her birth-certificate expired.
yo mama's so old,she has a picture of jesus in her yearbook.
yo mama's so old,she was a waitress at the last supper.
yo mama's so old,when she went to school there was no history class.
yo mama's so old,when moses split the red sea,she was on the other side fishing.
yo mama's so old,she planted the first tree at central park.
yo mama's so old,her birthday expired.
yo mama's so old,she co-wrote the ten commandments.
yo mama's so old,she has a autographed bible.
yo mama's so old,the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
yo mama's so old,she farts out mummy dust.
yo mama's so old,she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
yo mama's so old,she knew burger king when he was a prince.
yo mama's so old,when she was young rainbows were black and white.
yo mama's so old,when she was born the dead sea was just getting sick.
yo mama's so old,she watches PBS.
yo mama's so old and ugly,her name is ape. |