yo mama's so fat,when she hauls ass she has to take two trips.
yo mama's so fat,when she hauls ass she has her friends come and help her.
yo mama's so fat,she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm,neck,and thigh.
yo mama's so fat,she can lay down and stand up and her hight doesn't change.
yo mama's so fat,when she dances,she makes the band skip.
yo mama's so fat,when she goes to the movie theater,she works as the screen.
yo mama's so fat,she makes the cd player skip...at the radio station.
yo mama's so fat,when she gets in an elevator,it HAS to go down.
yo mama's so fat,when she was diagnosed with the fleash eating disease the docter gave her 5 years to live.
yo mama's so fat,she's got smaller fat women floating around her.
yo mama's so fat,a picture of her fell of the wall!
yo mama's so fat,her picture takes two frames.
yo mama's so fat,she could sell shade.
yo mama's so fat,when she was walking in her jeans i swear i smelled shit.
yo mama's so fat,I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
yo mama's so fat,her ass has it's own congressman.
yo mama's so fat,she shops for her clothes at the local tent shop.
yo mama's so fat,when she stepped on the train tracks the warning lights come on.
yo mama's so fat,when god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
yo mama's so fat,when your dad mounts her his ears pop.
yo mama's so fat,every time she wears high heals she strikes oil.
yo mama's so fat,it looks like she's smuggling a volkswagon.
yo mama's so fat,when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
yo mama's so fat,when i climbed to the top of her i burned my ass on the surface.
yo mama's so fat,her ass looks like two piggs fighting over a milk dud.
yo mama's so fat,she can't even jump to a conclusion.
yo mama's so fat,she made weight watchers go blind.
yo mama's so fat,her nickname is "damn!"
yo mama's so fat,her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
yo mama's so fat,she stepped on a scale and saw her phone number.
yo mama's so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
yo mama's so fat,when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued."
yo mama's so fat,she's moving the earth out of it's orbit.
yo mama's so fat,I gain weight just by watching her eat.
yo mama's so fat,when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
yo mama's so fat,she can't reach her back pocket.
yo mama's so fat,she has to iron her pants in the drive way.
yo mama's so fat,she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
yo mama's so fat,when she fills up the tub,she fills up the tub. |