Hey it's me, Jack Well the last time I talked to you I was sitting in my room, telling you my story. But now let me tell you the story of how I get my revenge!
It all started when I ran away from home and went to my bestfriend Peter Piper's house. "Oh Jack I am so glad you got out!" "Yeah" I said. "Me too" "Hey you know little Bow Peep hasn't stopped talking about you since you left." "She has not!" I said. "So you wouldn't mind if I called her and asked if she wanted to come over and see you?" "No way!" "Fine" he said. So when Bow Peep got there she rapped her arms around me and said "Oh Jack! I've missed you!" "Will you marry me?" "Sure." I said. Well when we were planning for the weeding i was the taste tester and when I got to taste the cake it felt like a party in my mouth. It tasted soooo good! All the food smelled delicious! Then the day came! I was so nervous! When I was in the dressing room I was feeling the tuxedo and noticed how nice it felt. Knock! Knock! Knock! "Hey, Jack its time to start," said Peter. "Ok," I said. Let's go! When the ceremony started I saw Bow Peep. She looked so beautiful. Then they played here Comes the Bride and so on and so forth. But when we got to the end of the ceremony the part where they say are there any objections of these two people getting married? Well that's when Jill gets in the picture. She storms in the church and says, "I do! I do! Jack can't get married because he is still grounded!" So I ran up to Jill and tackled her! Then we were wrestling around and Jill beat my head on the ground! Well here's where my revenge comes in. I just lay there not moving. Jill yanked my arm and said come on Jack get up. we've got to go home! Then Bow Peep ran up to me and said, "You killed him! You killed him! Then the police came and put her in a stock for 500000 years. When everyone left I popped up and ran with Bow Peep out the door. We drove all the way to Vegas and got married and then drove to the Bahamas. How here I am sun bathing next to my wife. And that's how I got my revenge! The End
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I like baseball so much because it is very challenging and frighting at time. When I was young my dad and I would throw the ball with each other and catch ground balls toghether. We would go to the batting cages and hit tons of balls till I got tired of swinging the bat. When I was old enough to play ball I played and I liked it too. Every year I played ball I was on the all star team. Everyone says have the heart to play ball. My coach says I looked like Brady Anderson out on the field. I played at second base and I was the best second baseman in the league. I batted first for our team. The key for batting first was getting on base and normally I got on base. Most of my years playing ball, we won the championship. Every year at opening ceremonys you can hera the birds singing and chirping a beautiful tone. The hot dogs and hamburgers smell so good. You can smell them a mile away and they taste great. before every game I always like to feel a brand new ball. It makes me relax before the game so I don't get nervous. Lets all go to the ball park!!!
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