OK folks. Most of you know out there that I am not an expert in this subject nor do I ever claim to be. So now that we have that out of the way. . .
DAVID: Relationships suck.
JT: No kidding.
DAVID: How the hell would you know?
JT: I don't.
DAVID: So why'd you say that relationships suck?
JT: Cuz I felt like it.
DAVID: Cuz you felt like it. . .
JT: I find it amazing when people respond to my statements by repeating them back to me. . .
DAVID: Well sorry.
JT: It's not really that relationships suck, it's that no one can define what a relationship is anymore without having to bring up puppy dogs and ice cream stories. Relationships are about good AND bad things. Then there are the other things that are just seemingly. . . Ok. Outsiders have this misconception that relationships are all full of fairies and chocolate cake.
Bullshit.
There are just as many fights, arguments, struggles and conflicts as there are puppy dogs and ice cream love stories involved. It's just a matter of how you filter out the good and the bad things and what you do with them.
DAVID: Point taken.
JT: And you wonder why I don't get involved in those things.
DAVID: No, actually we always wonder. You can throw out all this ass-talk of yours, the fact of the matter is you're single, available, and most importantly. . . LOOKING.
JT: You're a first class asshole, you know that David?
DAVID: Nope. But thanks for reminding me.
JT: Cocksmoker.
David Racheck and I had this conversation while David's relationship with his girlfriend Trina was in the crapper. Things looked bleak and it really didn't seem like they were ever gonna be the same again. But puppy dogs and ice cream managed to return to the couple thanks to some psychiatric therapy and simply cunning words of intellect and justification of the existance of their overall relationship from none other than ME.
To this day, those 2 horny little shits still owe me.
END OF PART 1
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