Lose the Waterbras, Ladies. - By Mr. X - Personal - http://maxpages.com/chinaman/Waterbra

Ladies. As wonderful as the waterbra is, I can't help but wonder what happens when that waterbra comes off. This is the same for the wonderbra, the padded-bra, tissue paper, etc. etc. When I look deep into a woman's chest, I want a sense of reality, a sense of "wow, those are some great tits", a sense of blissful naturalness if I may. Not only do I want reach down and get a nice handful of boob, I really, REALLY, expect to SEE a nice handful of boob. This isn't possible with poor chested girls taking advantage of the waterbra.
Why do I bring this up you ask? I was getting it on with this attractive little piece one night. Great body, sexy, aggressive, just the way I like 'em. But getting down to the chest region, I was shocked to find a pretty mediocre pair of tits. 34A... MAYBE. They looked more like at least a B cup from the outside, even though it was obvious that the bra helped out a bit. Still, I never expected to find a pair of 34A's under that blouse.
Since that day, I've been anti-wonder/water/padded bras. I'm sure I'm not that only soul out there that feels this way, but it disappoints me that my editor, Mr. JT Emperado, doesn't hold the same opinion, but I'd like to thank him anyway for allowing me to voice my concerns about the future of breast comfort.
So what's the bottom line? As much as illusion can be fun and interesting, illusion wasn't meant to enter the world of boobs. If all you women out there are going to put some illusion into your chest, make sure guys like me don't find out about your little illusion. Cockblock me if you have to. Just don't allow me to be disappointed. Especially for all the horny little whores out there who are looking for the famous one-time-only deals. If you want me for one time only, you better not be hiding anything. If you are, I'll find someone who is honest with their chest. Don't get me wrong. This is not a knock on small chested women at all. This is a knock on poor chested women who need to be visually dishonest with their chests in order to pick up men. I don't mind looking at the illusion, but only when I know I won't see what's really doing underneath later on. So to women out there, don't pick up men with an illusion. Pick up men with what you got. I love women, and I'm sure what you have doing on those smokin little bodies of yours will do me just fine. Afterall, I am a shallow guy with low standards.
But shallow doesn't mean stupid. I don't fall for little chest tricks. Don't try to trick me, or you won't get into my pants ;)

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