Passing Time with Porno. . . . . - A Theory By JT Emperado - Personal - http://maxpages.com/chinaman/Passing_Time_with

There are those days when you're bored at home sitting on your ass watching and waiting as the world passes the time with their misable lives driving around in their little cars going to their little dinner meetings and date set-ups with the the sole intention of justifying their ability to go out there and prove that they do possess the proper social status to "Hang Out" with the more "Popular" people and not get their sorry asses laughed at in doing so.

There's always an alternative to sitting on your ass and watching your world waste away.

Sit on your ass. . . and pop in a porno.

So my friends say. . . . .

Guys have this natural instinct.
Sex is good entertainment. Entertainment passes the time. And therefore, time is by no means wasted by watching people have sex for money or pleasre.
Now I'm not saying that only guys find the idea of filmed love-less sex as purely and strictly enjoyable, but when was the last time you heard a girl say "Pop in a porno"?

About a month ago to be exact, but that's only cuz the people whom I hang around with do not define themselves as "Normal" people. In this quiet unknown group to my close friends in the SW suburbs of Chicago, popping in a porno when boredom drowns its ugly head upon our attempt to have a half-decent social outing is quite the commodity as lets say. . . going out to eat at Hooters, which is an example of something that the SW suburban group of mine does when things get boring. Though the female part of the group would not wholeheartedly agree with the choice of "Going to Hooters", it does nonetheless serve the purpose of feeding hungry boyfriends and passing the time until they can rush to the hours in which people can spend some time "Alone".
Pornos do the same thing.

They help feed the horny boyfriends.

And the time cums and goes like a bolt of lightning.

And when the porno's done, you can be "Alone" if you want.

Now let's get something straight.
I DO NOT endorse the use of pornographic film in passing the time on a boring and potentially sociable night.
What I'm trying to do is to prove a point.
That pornography does have its upsides in subsiding boredom amongst a large group of people.
Yes even for you girls.
Not to mention a slight EDUACATIONAL factor involved when COUPLES watch pornos. . . . .

No joke.

Everybody learns a bit of something whenever a porn is watched. And while "Learning" is usually considered an unappealing option to "Being entertained", in the case of ponography, you get entertained while maybe picking up a tip or 2 on the mating rituals of the pornographic world and making your sexual experiences more enjoyable during those hot and heavy moments when orginality isn't quite what's on your mind during those moments. Pornos create original sexual experiences sometimes (I don't REALLY know this, but bear with me). And orignality in bed never hurt a good relationship (so they say).

So like I said, I would much rather find something more productive and enjoyable then spending friday night watching porno, but when the times get rough, I'll admit, it's a ton of fun sitting around having a nice civilized discussion about filmed intercourse. . . . .

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