Guy Bashing. - A bunch of girls decided to have a sleepover, and had nothing better to do than to make a list of what they think of guys. - Personal

Yup. All this stuff is flying around out there in a chain letter somewhere. It was amusing enough to warrant a publish on my site, and to, yet again, make fun the stupidity of the male gender. No offense intended. For amusement puposes only. Although I'm sure that only one of the two genders will find this amusing. . . . .

Men are like department stores. . . . .
their clothes should be half off.

Men are like vacations. . . . .
they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers. . . . .
they're hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers. . . . .
you can load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars. . . . .
they're sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee. . . . .
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Men are like horoscopes. . . . .
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers. . . . .
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or a bathroom.

Men are like cement. . . . .
after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like laxatives. . . . .
they irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like parking spots. . . . .
the good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.

A man is like a snowstorm. . . . .
you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes a man chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why are men like lawnmowers?
They're had to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half the time.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breast don't have eyes.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
We don't know,it hasn't happened yet.

Why are men like tile floors?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for year.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

AND FINALLY. . . . .
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know guys. My email address is below. Just go ahead and let me have it.

ItsOnlyJT@aol.com

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