March 2, 2004
"Waking up to the Sound of a....."
DB07muffs (8:32:56 AM): i woke up to the sound of a falling bomb
DB07muffs (8:32:59 AM): still
ItsOnlyJT (8:33:02 AM): holy shit
DB07muffs (8:33:03 AM): they are slow as fuck
ItsOnlyJT (8:33:07 AM): lol
"Lonely Army Boyz"
DB07muffs (8:38:02 AM): i saw the nastiest porn today
ItsOnlyJT (8:38:07 AM): oh man
DB07muffs (8:38:40 AM): my lieutenant brought it over and was like we gotta check this out from what i hear, this one guy had a fucking "arrow" for a cock
DB07muffs (8:39:02 AM): all skinny then bam a fucking baseball on it the chick couldnt sit down on him
ItsOnlyJT (8:39:05 AM): an ARROW????
ItsOnlyJT (8:39:13 AM): WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA
ItsOnlyJT (8:39:15 AM): AN ARROW
DB07muffs (8:39:44 AM): yup and then king cobra came in and did her in the butt
DB07muffs (8:39:50 AM): it was like 3 ft
ItsOnlyJT (8:40:01 AM): is this iraqi porn?
DB07muffs (8:40:14 AM): one kid was like "so you guys are watching ripleys believe it or not"
DB07muffs (8:40:15 AM): nope
ItsOnlyJT (8:40:37 AM): dude
ItsOnlyJT (8:40:40 AM): that's horrendous
DB07muffs (8:40:43 AM): then in another scene with king cobra two, started jacking himself and the lady
ItsOnlyJT (8:41:04 AM): this guy sounds like a champion
DB07muffs (8:41:27 AM): no the chick had a cock
ItsOnlyJT (8:42:10 AM): you are some lonely, lonely men over there ain't ya?
DB07muffs (8:42:35 AM): yeah, a ponytail turns us on
November 8, 2003
"Fat Chicks Panties as Wallpaper"
Brodieman1382 (4:22:28 AM): Chris and I went to a party at some chicks house it sucked so we went to 3rd st., then the baseball house
Brodieman1382 (4:22:35 AM): we were looking fo fat chicks
ItsOnlyJT (4:22:38 AM): lol
Brodieman1382 (4:22:49 AM): we found tem at the baseball house
ItsOnlyJT (4:22:56 AM): the fat ones are the most plump and juicey when you cook em
Brodieman1382 (4:23:13 AM): he danced with them and I got pulled in, we wantted to use their panties as wall paper
Brodieman1382 (4:23:19 AM): lol
ItsOnlyJT (4:23:21 AM): LOL
Brodieman1382 (4:23:21 AM): yeah
ItsOnlyJT (4:23:27 AM): holy fuck
Brodieman1382 (4:24:19 AM): When we got htere we were like there they are but we wanted to cop out but chris was like ok... I'm goin in
ItsOnlyJT (4:24:44 AM): ballsy move
Brodieman1382 (4:25:01 AM): yeah dude he wanted wall paper
ItsOnlyJT (4:25:36 AM): wallpaper that smells like puss, douche, piss, ass, and blood?
ItsOnlyJT (4:25:39 AM): fromt a fat chick?
Brodieman1382 (4:26:07 AM): bingo
ItsOnlyJT (4:26:15 AM): incredible
Brodieman1382 (4:26:33 AM): I like it when the dousche they use is summers eve
ItsOnlyJT (4:26:41 AM): LOL
ItsOnlyJT (4:27:23 AM): it has a freshness to it doesn't it
Brodieman1382 (4:28:43 AM): yes and I enjoy it
ItsOnlyJT (4:28:52 AM): well good for you |