A Wide Variety of Pickup Lines. - The lines that work, the lines that don't work, and the lines that'll get u laughed at, slapped, or thrown in prison. - Personal - http://maxpages.com/chinaman/A_Wide_Variety_of_Pickup

You must be Daisy, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so lets go screw.

Just call me milk, cuz I do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, cuz it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one who's talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going, and going. . . . .

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do you right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears someone already beat me to it.

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone that I'd like to "tinker" around with.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cuz baby, you're the bomb.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Cuz I see myself in your pants.

I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for the Big Breated Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I wish you were a carousel ride at Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag. (if you don't get it, email or instant message me.)

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all around town.

GUY: Would you like to dance?
GIRL: I really don't care for this song and I sure as hell wouldn't want to dance with you.
GUY: Oh, I'm sorry, I think you missunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

I'd look good on you.

I'm new in town, could I get directions to your house?

You look like a girl that's heard every line in the book, so what's one more gonna hurt?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I just apologize?

You may not be the best-looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light-switch away.

Do you want to dance? No? Then I guess fuck is out of the question.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead. (a necrophiliac is someone who likes to have sex with dead bodies.

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

You must be Jamaican, cuz Jamaican me crazy.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead til hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day long.

You be the tree and I'll wrap you like a koala.

Hey baby, I'm like an American Express Card, you don't want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter,? My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams.

The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi my name is _____, remember it, cuz you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Was your dad a farmer? Cuz you sure have great melons.

Wanna play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go Choochoo.

You must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just makes more room for your tongue.

GUY: Have I seen you someplace before?
GIRL: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth.

Hi my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

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