"The most interesting social experiment ever attempted." - Anonymous
The Rules of "29 Days".
-Muj must talk to 29 girls in 29 days (There are 29 days in February 2004).
-He can miss days as long as there are 29 girls at the end of the month.
-Must be girls that he's never met before, ever.
-No introductions by friends.
-No outside interference.
-Conversation must last at least 5 minutes.
-Muj reports all eligible girls, and I comment on all of them.

(updated WEDNESDAY February 11, 2004 at 9:41AM)
Day 5, Girl 4 - Heather #2
MUJ'S STORY
I met a 2nd heather this snowy evening.
I was at a friend's dorm, when I introduced myself to Heather who is friends with my friend that I was visiting. We talked and walked around in the snow a bit.
She was standing a bit shorter then me, blond hair, nice bod.
Anyways, I introduced myself to her on my way downstairs. She looked a bit lost, so I was like "Where ya going?" She said "To room 1xx." And I was like "Oh I'm going down there too," and proceeded to ask her if she was going to see my buddy, Adam, and we walked and talked, but never got to the room as she professed her love for the snow. I WAS LIKE "SAME HERE!" So we went outside, walked in the blizzard-like conditions for a while. She's a freshman in this highly hot Nursing major. THAT'S THE SECOND HHHHOOTTTT Heather in the nursing major!
Anyways, she's a commuter too. Why is it that all the hot girls are commuters? Merely coincidence? She's out in near Joliet... or Naperville... I dunno...
Anyways, she has a thing for my friend Adam, and that's cool. So we talked about her trust issues dealing with Adam and most guys in general.
We had a deep talk about relationships. Before the night was over we did make it to Adam's room and hung there for an hour or so, but I'm thinking that Adam likes her in return.
So she off limits. But has lots of friends.
She slipped me her screename before night's end.
What I Got Out of Her-
Duration of Conversation: VERY VERY long.
Major: Nursing
Commuter/Resident: Commuter
1-10 Hotness: 8.5-9.5
1-10 Personality: 10
1-10 Future Friend: 9
JT'S TAKE
Vital Statisics
Name: Heather #2
Age: Unknown
Year: Freshman
Height: 5'6
Hair Color: Blonde
Hometown: Joliet or Naperville, IL
Personality Type: Super Friendly
Successful Conversation: Definitely
Potential: Excellent
JT's General Statement
I'm not sure, but I think Muj left out the part where they both slipped in the snow like a couple of school children and bumped heads on the way down while laughing hysterically. It was just like a scene out of a movie. But oh well. I might be wrong.
Not really too much commentary here. Heather #2 likes Adam and Adam probably likes Heather #2, so Muj needs to take the safe road on this one and actually HOPE that those 2 hook up. Muj is tight with Adam, so therefore, Muj can start hanging out with Adam even more since Heather #2 could have all her hot little girlie friends around. But outside of that possibility, the potential is definitely there, but the outcome is NOT in Muj's hands unfortunately.
(ONE MORE NEW GIRL TODAY. SCROLL DOWN.)

Day 7, Girl 5 - Jenna
So I decided to go out this weekend and live a night on the "wild side".
I went up to Northern to hang out with Paul Curtiss. Good guy.
Anyways, he lives on a coed floor. Me being who I am, I wandered around. Now it's like 9pm and girls are showering to get ready for the evening life. So I'm walking and I look up to see some girl in a bath robe, and it happened like 4 times. I'd look up see them and be like "Oh shit. My bad!" and they'd laugh. Anyways, after a while of walking the floor, I started to write on marker boards. I found one room and started writing on it, and the door opens and I have marker in hand and she goes "Can I help you?" and I froze. I was like "Umm no..." She asks what I'm writing. I'm like "Nothing anymore. And so anyways that odd confrotnation ends with "I've never seen you before. What are you doing
here?" I told her "I'm with Paul," and so she's like "Oh my God! I'm gonna go there
now!" So we're walking to Paul's room. It's a triangular shaped hall and it's wicked
cool. I walk into the lounge she follows in. I ask her what her name is. It's Jenna. So we go through what I'm doing here. I was like "Paul invited me up to go to a frat party with him at TEKES." So the long of the short is we talk about how I haven't ever had sex and how that she thinks I should get with some girl and get laid and how that she doesn't like vaginal sex cuz it hurts and she has a rash. Instead she likes to
take it in the ass.
I WAS FREAKIN GROSSED OUT. Cuz she was 1) Telling me this, 2) Cuz she HAS A RASH... which is prolly some nasty ass STD. That's after an hour of talking or so.
But she was pretty cute.
I'm not gonna really bother giving her ratings simply cuz, well, it's dumb. Even though I will return to Northern within the next month, I doubt I'll ever talk to her, let alone touch her with a 10 foot pole.
JT'S TAKE
Understandable that Muj wouldn't wanna talk to her. But I probably would have played around with her and talked to her for a bit just for the sheer freakiness of this chick. It's hard to find a hardcore chick like that, and you'd think it would be educational. Not for Muj. Curiosity about sex runs in a minimal fashion with the kid, and that's never a bad thing. Me? Vaginal rashes bring the most curious parts of myself out of me. Ok. I'm done freaking you all out.
Just one more thing though: It shoudln't be taking it up the ass or a vaginal rash that you judge someone on, rather their personality and the content of their character.....

Day 1, Girl 1 - Heather
MUJ'S STORY
I was feelin ballsy..... go figure?
I was on campus at Lewis at the "Den" where one can grab a bite to eat, shoot some pool, or watch some BET. (since thats what is ALWAYS ON) Uncool. Anyways... I notice this pretty gal in the same line as myself. I was buying a frappachino, and so was she. I even happened to notice that she was getting a Vanilla. Personally I think thats gross. So Shes my height, with the wackiest colored hair. But my god, it was done in quite a tasteful manner. The highlights of red, blonde, and perhaps a caramel looked awsome on a Brunette head. She was wearing this nice navy blue peacoat with the dirty washed jeans. Lowriders too. A nice stripy button down shirt with a half cut shirt under that. Just like any guy, I notice the hot chicks.
Annyhoot. I pay for my stuff and grab a seat and watch some TV, BET,
naturally...
So it's about time for my Philosophy class with Professor Kayevich, the Croatian-Yugoslav-Russian. I'm waltzing into the Academic building figuring I'll get a sip of water. I do then turn around to nearly knock over some chick... Wait she wasnt just SOME chick. It was the SAME chick from the line at the DEN. I was like whoaa...
So I go to class sit there and stare at the ceilings and count the ceiling
tiles, for it is, PHILOSOPHY, what is a man to do?
So I'm walking out with a friend from class, and I point out how hot this chick is and tell him that I've seen her like 3 times now. So she's walking almost parallell to us. I change my path so that way we have to run into each other, but faster...
So I finally bump into her... and say "Are you stalking me?"
Whadda pick up line...
She responds "No...are u stalking me"
I respond with... "I've seen u like everywhere; the DEN and I almost ran u over at the water fountain."
Anyhoot...
The conversation was great. This chick is quite hot. Heather... I have yet to meet an ugly heather... I think... That name has good luck I think. So after I find out what class she was going to (psychology), and comment on her bad choice of Starbucks drink, she agreed to try mocha sometime...(if only she would with me)... But yah... we talked, she's a nursing/pre-med student. She commutes from Plainfield. She felt sorry that I had to drive so far (Go me!). She then proceeded to ask me if I was going to the comedy show tonight. The Second city was doing a show. I told her no. She said "You should go," and she made sure she told me that a few times that she would be THERE at 6:30 at the DEN. I think that was a hint. Perhaps I should've gotten her number too. But yah. After a brief interuption from someone calling me, we continued to talk for a few more minutes, and basically it ended with I hope to see you tonight."And for that I'm such an ass for not going at least to see her, granted there were no tickets...
Im such a tool...
What I Got Out of Her-
Duration of Conversation: Roughly 9 Minutes
Major: Nursing/Pre-med
Commuter/Resident: Commuter
1-10 Hotness: 8.5
1-10 Personality: 8.5
1-10 Future Friend: 5, but could be greater if I see her again on campus.
JT'S TAKE
Vital Statisics
Name: Heather
Age: Unknown
Year: Unknown
Height: 5'6
Hair Color: Brunette with blonde, caramel, and red highlights
Hometown: Plainfield, IL
Personality Type: Friendly
Successful Conversation: Yes
Potential: Very High
JT's General Statement
This is the part where I, JT, get to say my share about today's girl.
First of all, Muj should have DEFINITELY made his best effort to see this girl that very night. The conversation went excellently, and she received him very very well. But then again this is consistent behavior with Muj. When the girl gives the hint, he tends to NOT do anything about it. Muj hasn't even mentioned this girl at all and it's been like 10 days since he last saw her. It's just one of those damn things where Muj is more into being the chaser than the chasee. But what can you do. It's only the first girl. I'm sure there will be tougher cookies to crack after this one. But then again, if Muj saw this chick 3 times in 1 day, who's to say he won't see her again in the near future. I only hope he goes with a better push the next time he sees her. It would be a mistake if he didn't try for her on another attempt. Pick up the ball on this one, Muj.....

Day 2, Girl 2 - Angela
MUJ'S STORY
Maybe I'm a pimp...
If only...
So I had decided to ditch my tuesday evening class in week #2. It meets once a week too. So that kinda sucked. I expected to come back to a group of 8 people. 1 was so very hot, but she was 22 and had a bf out in the Orland area, and the other was a cutey, but I had no clue what she did, or what her deal was. But either way, BOTH were gone by week #3, but alas, there was ONE good looking gal left.
I came in knowing we had a quiz and calmy asked Angela if she could brief me on what the quiz would be. As kind as she was, she offered her very own study guide to use, and glady, I sat next to her.
She moved her chair over a few inches and we were rubbing shoulders in no time. So I'm pathetic for thinking that rubbing shoulders is anything, and you know what? I AM! So we attempted to study, but we talked. I asked her the typical, standard, stupid questions.
Once the end of class came around, I timed it right so that way we could walk out together, and I talked to her. We went over how I think I may have done well on it, and then she was all like "I think the campus needs to be bigger at Tinley." So I proceeded to find out where she lives. I guessed 80th and 159th. (I kinda freaked her out?) I said "Oh. So right behind the car dealerships?" "Yah, RIGHT behind them."
Anyways, I asked her if she went to Andrew, and she said Sandburg. I was like "YUCK,"
and I then proceeded to brag about how much Stagg sucks at sports, and she was like "Wow you went to Stagg. That's pretty close." So yah. We talked about the fastest way for her to get home, since it was snowing, and talked about a fire that was on her way to class.
Anyways...
What I Got Out of Her-
Duration of Conversation: Quite long.
Major: Beats the hell outta me. I guess criminal justice? Maybe nursing...
Commuter: Commuter to that class at least.
1-10 Hotness: See, I have a different taste in women, but I give her a 9
1-10 Personality: 9.5
1-10 Future Friend: 10
JT'S TAKE
Vital Statistics
Name: Angela
Age: Unknown
Year: Unknown
Height: 5'5
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hometown: Tinley Park, Orland Park, or Orland Hills, IL
Personality Type: Very Friendly
Successful Conversation: Absolutely
Potential: Extremely High
JT's General Statement
Wow Muj. Definitely invest some time into this one. She's a fucking local chick! Think of not only your boys, but of yourself! "Convenience" is the key word here. It's not like you have to drive too far out of the way for this girl. Nevermind the fact that your'e already like a stone's throw away from home when you're at class with her. This girl reeks of potential. And some of the more suttle things that went on like the rubbing of the shoulders and the fact that she was upbeat about you having gone to high school so close to the area, and the long conversation during and outside of class.
There is absolutely no risk in pursuing this chick hardcore style. Since you and her only talk to each other in that one class, it'll make things all the more easier. As much as I liked Heather, I like this Angela chick all the more better. Go get her TODAY!

THE LATEST ESSENTIAL CHICK.....
Day 3, Girl 3 - Amy
MUJ'S STORY
Long, long, long day.
But then again, it's a rather exciting day.
I decide that after waiting for 40 minutes for my meteorology teacher that I'm no longer wanting to stay for class. So I go to the rec center sign up for the blood drive. I've never, ever given blood. But I'm not squeamish or anything. I'm fine with needles. ANYWAYS...
I fill out my paper work there, and there are 3 girls sitting at the table, all nursing students. I sit and fill out my stuff and casually talk about it being my first time donating blodd and stuff, so this one that was telling her friends to get my cell number, or vice versa. I was walked to the blood donating area by her. (I'll get back to this later. The story shifts away from the "Girl of the Day" and onto what was ALMOST Girl #4.)
I get there, put my crap down and get into this 3x3 box where I sit with this GORGEOUS nurse. Oh my God. Let me tell you... she had this smile that was like no other... and these eyes that looked grey. She asked me 31 questions that were on the rest of this form like "Have you ever had intercourse (giggled) with a male in the last 24 months" , "Have you ever had intercourse with a male including anal (cleared her throat) sex with someone who tested positive for HIV?" ANYWAYS, these are legit questions...
So she checks my blood pressure and temperature, then pokes my index finger to test my blood and shit. We go out and she grabs me a spot. Now there were 3 people in there, and everyone had to get their own cookies and drinks. SHE got me everything I needed, and she opened my drink too. She sat next to me on this makeshit sofa thingy, and we talked. She tried calming me down, cuz I was a nervous fucking wreck, and if you know me, you know I don't get nervous often, if ever. So she was waiting for the other nurse people
to start my blood thingy, but shes like "Oh, I'll do it if you guys are busy." She just hopped on it like white on rice. So she pokes this vein marker, and then I flinched! It was bad, so she was being exxxxttrra careful.
So she waited again and I asked her the standard small-talk ridiculous questions...
SIDE STORY!!! (We're still away from Girl #3 at the moment.) Anyways, she puts the real needle in, the second it went in, it didn't hurt, but I said "I'm feeeling really wierd and hot..." and I'm out cold............ I wake up about a minute and a half later, and they take the thingy out I got 3/4 of that bag full, and she gives me a trash can and says "You'll need this." I reply "No I won't." 20 seconds later, I grab it and puke. Why? I don't even know. I'ts wierd how your body works.
So since I passed out, they made me stay about 40 extra minutes. So in total, I spent a good hour and some there. So I talked to this nurse the entire time. She's a graduate of Northern! She's 22, lives in Joliet, travels to Aurora everyday to go to work. She liked my shoes! She made fun of me about how I passed out. I complained about my arm being really sore. So she wrapped it up in some cool shit. Then this older black nurse was all
like "I think you just want her attention." I gladly said "Maybe..." Then "Yah. I totally do, I've got nothing to hide." She goes "I like how you keep it real."
Soooo... with all that discussion with her, I never got her name :( But her last name is Nokowskis. Not that it really matters. So I fucked up there. No worries. (End of "Almost" Girl 4 and back to Girl #3)
Then later that day, I ran into the 2 friends of the girl that walked me out to the blood-mobile. They were all like "You know she's single. And you should go get her number.". I go "I don't even know her. But you can give her mine." So I wrote it on her bag of food. Anyways...
I went back to the rec center later again and read for a while chatting on the phone (with JT), then went back down, and talked to the girl. Her name is Amy. She's a 22 year old sophomore. She has an apartment in Crest Hill which is like 3 minutes down Route 53. She says she's seen me on campus many a time. That was my first time seeing her. We talked about how many people showed up and why she has a phobia of giving blood. Well after my story it made her not want to give blood for sure now. So I ended it with "I think I'll be seeing you around."
What I Got Out of Her-
Duration of Conversation: Long Enough
Major: Nursing
Commuter/Resident: Commuter
1-10 Hottness: 7
1-10 Personality: 7
1-10 Future Friend: 5
Stay tuned. I'm gonna take tomorrow off unless something really good walks by.....
JT'S TAKE
Vital Statistics
Name: Amy
Age: 22
Year: Sophomore
Height: Unknown
Hair Color: Unknown
Hometown: Crest Hill, IL (Near Joliet)
Personality Type: Boy Chaser
Successful Conversation: Yes
Potential: Average
JT's General Statement
First off, lets start off with the chick who drew Muj's blood.
My guess is Muj didn't count this girl as Girl 4 because he'll never see her again. This is quite true. Even so, what you didn't hear from Muj is that this chick is also quite old being a graduate of Northern and all. Maybe it was a deterrant. Maybe not. Muj is an 18 year old sophomore after all. But we'll never know now. In any case, this girl could have easily had the most potential to date if circumstances were different. But I am in no position to ask why this chick wasn't bagged since I am merely reporting the findings here. Anyway, it was a judgement call for Muj, and I trust he made all the right decisions here. If anything, we know Muj's stock is quite high no matter how old of a girl you are. So high that a hot graduate will give off some glaring signs that she wants a piece of "The Muj".....
Now on to Girl 3. The "Girl of the Day".
You're probably wondering why there is no hair color or height listed under her "vital statistics". Well that number "7" next to her hotness rating might have something to do with it since it is the lowest rating given to date. That "5" next to her future friend rating is also another reason. Maybe that "22" next to her age is the downfall. There just appears to be minimal interest in this girl. It could go back to the whole Muj preferring to be the chaser than the chasee thing since this Amy chick did PURSUE MUJ HARDCORE. She's seen him on campus EVERYWHERE. Stalkeresque? Possibly. It'll be interesting to see what happens if they do make some kind of interaction on campus in the future though. I'd keep this one on the backburner cuz we may hear a blip about it in some odd way I have a feeling.
So if today has taught us anything, Muj prefers the chicks to be within 1 to 2 years of age of him. It just seems to make things more interesting on the project. Everything else is just merely an experience builder. So for all the success he had today, all he has to show for it is "experience" and a lousy description on a lousy web page.......... |