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Here are some things that you should take a good look/laugh at and think about them     1) Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? 2) Why do you have a hot-water heater when you dont need to heat hot water? 3) Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red? 4) Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one? 5) What do they pack styrofoam in? 6) Why did God give men nipples? 7) If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat? 8) Is grass really greener on the other side? 9) Do boxer shorts box? 10) Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra? 11) If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from? 12) If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan? 13) Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 14) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 15) Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 16) Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 17) Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 18) Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? 19) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 20) How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? 21) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 22) If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? 23) If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens? 24) You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?" 25) Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 26) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? 27) You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 28) Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down? 29) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 30) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
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