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| Romance for the older and wiser. Duplicate room # 3 Dalton-one says, "hello mossmelove" Gomore says, "Hi missmelove" Missmelove Hi Dalton-one!!!!!!!!! Dalton-one says, "hi miss!!!!!!!" Billclinton1 says, "hi who" Missmelove BILL CLINTON1 You say, "lol" Billclinton1 says, "hi missme" Guessabcd says, "hello Clinton" WhodatB wonders if Hill is tagging along Soulmaria says, "her is Bill again!!" You say, "It's me Paula_Jones in disguise" You say, "lol" Billclinton1 says, "hello, guess, and ms soulmaria" Billclinton1 says, "Paula, you trailer trash cutie!" Missmelove want to mess around in my outhouse? Billclinton1 says, "outhouse, inhouse, whatever" Missmelove oh Bill!! did you bring my hairspray? Billclinton1 says, "I did indeed. Industrial strength, i believe" Missmelove . o O ( bill seems down tonight ) Billclinton1 says, "I'd like to get down, if you know what I mean!" Missmelove smiles Missmelove down boy down!! You say, "lol" WhodatB says, "want to see Bills lilly legs" Billclinton1 says, "missmelove, I love when you smile at me with your crooked teeth" Billclinton1 says, "anyone want to see my distinguishing marks?" Missmelove and the plaque and tartar build up?? Billclinton1 says, "yes, missmelove. I can get a dentist for u" WhodatB offer a buck for a look Billclinton1 says, "i'll take it!" Missmelove offers a buck for a buck Missmelove lol WhodatB hands Bill a Susan B Anthony Billclinton1 says, "Paula, you normally are the one getting money for services, arent' you?" Billclinton1 says, "Whodat, give me the reas Susan Anthony!" Missmelove why of course Bill Billclinton1 says, "real" Billclinton1 says, "Paula, lets do some undercover work" Hazeleyedgirl says hi everybody Billclinton1 says, "hi hazel" WhodatB thinks she is too old for u Prez Missmelove jumps into bed and gets undercover Guessabcd says, "hello hazel" Billclinton1 says, "no one is too old for bill clinton" Hazeleyedgirl says HI Bill WhodatB says, "lol" Billclinton1 says, "missmelove, you are even easier than u used to be" Missmelove hey bill I'm waiting... Hazeleyedgirl says Hi also to Guessabcd Missmelove I'm Paula!! Billclinton1 says, "As soon as I get my pants over my pasty white thighs I'll be with you" WhodatB says you go Prez Billclinton1 says, "thanks who" Missmelove pasty white thighs..love those pasty white thighs!! Billclinton1 says, "hubba, hubba, paula!" Missmelove isn't that your favorite song Bill? Missmelove ohhhhh bill!!!!! WhodatB hands Bill some instatan Billclinton1 says, "it is indeed, paula. I left Hillary buried in the sand on Nantucket" Billclinton1 says, "whodat is very helpful" Guessabcd says, "yes bill" Billclinton1 says, "yes indeed" Billclinton1 puts hand in paula's hair; can't get hand out Missmelove just like the old days Bill Missmelove do you like spray down there Bill? Billclinton1 says, "yes, paula. I drop my pants the same way I used too" Missmelove ouch!! Billclinton1 says, "sorry paula!" Missmelove your're pulling the pubes WhodatB warns Prez there is a video cam mow Billclinton1 says, "I do my best work on camera!" Billclinton1 says, "sorry paula" Missmelove shouldnt have put the hairspray there Zoope state trooper watching door for Bill Billclinton1 says, "these state troopers earn their money" Missmelove only used two cans Zoope says, "thank u sir" Billclinton1 says, "welcome" Missmelove maybe I could use some secret service!! Billclinton1 says, "Paula, I'm having a presidential erection" Sunrae4u says, "That's not nice Bill" Missmelove well I will blowt for you Billclinton1 says, "paula, want to see my latest poll?" Billclinton1 says, "sorry sunrae. how u been?" WhodatB hums dum dum da dum da da da da Missmelove OHHHH!!! Sunrae4u says, "Fine Bill & U?" Billclinton1 says, "good work, paula" Billclinton1 says, "I've been ok. I've been on Nantucket" Missmelove and I can see you are a head in the poll Sunrae4u says, "No...Bill it's Martha's Vineyard" Ebony40 smiles. Billclinton1 says, "lol@missme" Sunrae4u says, "remember I live in Massachusetts" Hazeleyedgirl asks Bill there really is such a place? Billclinton1 says, "whatever, sunrae. You are correct" Billclinton1 says, "there is indeed, hazel" Guessabcd says, "feel the vibrations!" Sunrae4u says, "thank u Bill...u are learning!" Billclinton1 says, "I got to play with the Kennedys. I thought I knew it all" Billclinton1 says, "Paula, help me relieve some of my presidential stress!" WhodatB applauds fervently. Billclinton1 says, "Paula, where are you?" Missmelove I am Bill..trying to get you up in the poll Billclinton1 says, "Paula, lets do it in your trailer" Missmelove we are in my trailer Missmelove and we are doing it Billclinton1 says, "couldn't you afford a real bed instead of a cot?" Missmelove my my Missmelove yes if you would pay me once in a while Ticklerr says, "dead freaks unite, who are you and where are you" Guessabcd says, "in the grave\" Billclinton1 says, "I'll pay you for any services you might render!" Missmelove I give you more services than you can render Ticklerr says, "where?" Billclinton1 says, "is it service with a smile?" Missmelove a stiff smile Bat32 says, "Hard to smile with your mouth full" Missmelove sprayed the mustache on my lip You say, "lol" Guessabcd says, "a presidential service" Billclinton1 says, "I'm the one who's stiff" Lynniebug_ says, "hey fillup" Missmelove thats because I sprayed your poll Billclinton1 says, "paula, you and me can lick anybody here" Missmelove that is true Bill Bat32 says, "You guys do standup by any chance?" You say, "I can lick anybody in the polls" Billclinton1 says, "Paula, my problems are mounting!" Missmelove sits down Billclinton1 says, "I've never had problems mounting before" Missmelove I have a rather large amount Fillup says, "Was Leigh2 on tonite?" Slave4c walks into room looking for her master Billclinton1 says, "You have a large amount up top if you know what I mean!" Lynniebug_ says, "i don't know i wasn't." Missmelove do you have wonderful mamaries of me bill? Billclinton1 says, "paula, make a clean breast of it" Bat32 says, "Thanks for the mamaries" Billclinton1 says, "lol@bat" Guessabcd says, "hello cole ticklerr and horney man!" Drifterinluv says, "fine linnie" Bat32 says, "LOL BACK" Eaglekeeperxyz says, "Hello" Bat32 says, "Clintons a standup wanabe" Missmelove I think I will go for a swim..practice my breaststroke you at the same time Billclinton1 says, "I am not a standup act. I'm much better lying down" Billclinton1 says, "or just lying.." Bat32 says, "LOL" WhodatB thinks he's funny Billclinton1 says, "Paula, let me help you stroke your breast" Bat32 says, "He's just parroting the real comedy" Missmelove you are about one stroke a head in the poll!! Billclinton1 says, "Paula, you said a mouthful" Missmelove glub glub Guessabcd says, "blastoff for the president" Billclinton1 says, "don't choke, paula" Bat32 says, "Real sendoff" Billclinton1 says, "just off, if you know what i mean" Missmelove shoot for the stars and stripes!! Forever cum!! Guessabcd says, "There goes another presidential erection!" Catchawave says, "Hi everyone" Billclinton1 says, "hubba, hubba, paula!" Bat32 says, "By the star bangled putz" Petite_blue4 waves hello to everyone Billclinton1 says, "but they happen more than once every four years" Petite_blue4 blows a kiss to her sweetheart Catchawave likes ladies who make waves Missmelove you know bill..how I get after a presidential erection!! Guessabcd says, "Hello petite, me too" Petite_blue4 says, "Hi Guess" Billclinton1 says, "paula, lets celebrate my erection" Guessabcd says, "Where you from" Bat32 says, "lOl" Catchawave tells you, "you seem to be in a better mood! Glad to see it" Missmelove needs a blow torch Petite_blue4 is so happy to see her sweetheart Guessabcd says, "4 is my favorite @" Petite_blue4 says, "LOL@Miss" Guessabcd says, "number" Petite_blue4 thanks Guess Billclinton1 says, "I don't have a torch, paula, but I have some blow!" Missmelove bill? Billclinton1 says, "yes?" Missmelove you have a torch!! Missmelove can I blow it? Billclinton1 says, "lol" Billclinton1 says, "anytime" You say, "lol" Guessabcd says, "how about a lollypop'" Missmelove euuuuu!!!!!! Billclinton1 says, "Paula, lets go back to your trailer and find my torch" Missmelove my dog cut a fart!!!! Guessabcd says, "stinky" Billclinton1 says, "Paula, you are a class act" Bat32 says, "Careful Bill don't inhale" You say, "damn it stinks!!!!" Billclinton1 says, "open the windows of your trailer" You say, "be right back!! gagging" Petite_blue4 waves hello to Invisabull Billclinton1 says, "i'll give you something to gag on" Invisabull smiles at Petite Guessabcd says, "how about somthing to lick" Billclinton1 says, "that'll work!" Guessabcd says, "hello invisabell" Petite_blue4 tells Invisabull she is much much better now Bat32 says, "Quick Chelsea?" Bat32 says, "Or is it boots?" Guessabcd says, "need some coolcash here" Invisabull is glad Petite Billclinton1 says, "socks" Invisabull says, "Invisabell?" Bat32 says, "Boots/ socks/who cares." Petite_blue4 thansk Invisabull Guessabcd says, "toe jam" Disney_rabbett says, "Hi! miss me love?" Billclinton1 says, "I agree. they all look the same" Bat32 says, "Smell the same too" Billclinton1 says, "missmelove is gone for a sec" Invisabull transposes sk t ks Billclinton1 says, "lol@bat" Bat32 says, "LOL@BILL" Billclinton1 says, "when chelsea was litte she was playing in a sandbox and socks buried her" Bat32 says, "Maybe I'll give willie a call." Bat32 says, "He might want to partic" Billclinton1 says, "willie who?" Bat32 says, "Slick Willie" Coolcash wants LittleJulie bad Billclinton1 says, "I am slick willie" Littlejulie LOL!!!! Guessabcd says, "lick me" Bat32 says, "OOPs. THought you wer an interloper." Bat32 says, "My hump le pardon Mr. President." Billclinton1 says, "Not at all. Hillary is buried in the sand tonight so I figued I'd have some fun" Guessabcd says, "Where's the money" Littlejulie says, "So this is where the wiser generation hangs out at huh?" Bat32 says, "Kitty litter eh?'" Coolcash says, "The older generation." Billclinton1 says, "indeed. she looks like something cats bury" Hazeleyedgirl tells Bill, no she is not, Hilary just walked in the door Littlejulie LOL Coolcash says, "We used to Gen X, but we forgot the alphabet" WhodatB who's old? Littlejulie LOL Disney_rabbett says, "Its about time Bill." Littlejulie wonders what makes you so much wiser than the rest. Coolcash takes Julie to the infant's room Missmelove has returned Bat32 says, "You going to Di's funeral Bill?" Billclinton1 says, "good idea bat. I can get away from Hillary for a while" Coolcash says, "It has to do with potato chips. Lays doesn't apply any more. SO we adopted Wise" Littlejulie says, "Of course I am 127" Billclinton1 says, "but that Camilla lady frightens me" Caberlot says, "Hello guess" Littlejulie LOL@Coolcash Disney_rabbett says, "Hi- miss me??" Bat32 says, "Yes, want to watch out for them fureners" Caberlot says, "Hello hazel!!!!!" Guessabcd says, "anything to say?" Littlejulie . o O ( Give me some chips!! ) Missmelove chases that silly wabbet Hazeleyedgirl runs to Caberlot.... Coolcash says, "How was your company, Julie?" Billclinton1 says, "I'll make a move on that sexy Queen though! Yee, hah!" Coolcash says, "Which kind of chips?" Caberlot will retire pretty soon Caberlot is very tired tonite Littlejulie says, "Is that a trick question Coolcash?" Tims6010 hello petite Bat32 says, "Yeah, she probably needs it by now." Disney_rabbett says, "Did ya miss me?" Caberlot needs something to hold on to to make sure he has good dreams Billclinton1 says, "my favorite canadian is Dudley Doright" Coolcash shows nothing up his sleeve Littlejulie weighs the options ... Lays to wise...hmmmmmm... WhodatB Salutes the President and walks out the door Billclinton1 says, "bye who" Missmelove missedyoudidyoumissme? Bat32 says, "You thinking about annexing Canada Bill?" Billclinton1 says, "I did Paula. Sit on my lap and tell me your problems" Disney_rabbett says, "Caberlot, hold onto a glass of bourbon." Billclinton1 says, "No, bat. We have enough ice here" Caberlot says, "good night room" Guessabcd says, "where's the heat" Guessabcd says, "goodnight" Bat32 says, "Good one" Bat32 says, "LOL" You say, "goodnight" Bat32 says, "Could use more Dudley's though." Billclinton1 says, "Paula, are you leaving me?" Missmelove . o O ( who is leaving? ) Billclinton1 says, "lol@bat" Coolcash puts out the sourcream dip Billclinton1 says, "you said goodnight paula." Bat32 says, "Your humble whipping post Mr. President." Littlejulie likes Ruffles Billclinton1 says, "You could not have had a goodnight without having me first!" Missmelove . o O ( am I leaving? ) Coolcash hands Julie the generic brand Billclinton1 says, "Don't leave Paula. I have to debrief you" Missmelove saunters over to the prez.. Disney_rabbett says, "Bob Dole is on one of the private rooms." Billclinton1 says, "don't saunter, hurry" Littlejulie doens't do well with generic brand. Bat32 says, "Yes, An "exit" briefing." Missmelove bends down and looks him in the eyes and says.. Bat32 says, "Or is the "entry" briefing?" Missmelove debrief me Billclinton1 says, "hubba, hubba!!!" Coolcash tries some Granite State CHips Coolcash says, "OK" Missmelove shakes her ((__Y__)) Billclinton1 says, "Paula, the room is shaking!" Drifterinluv tells you, "cute" Missmelove smiles Guessabcd says, "maby an earthquake" Missmelove ( y ) Billclinton1 says, "Paula, wal mart is having a sale on hair spray this week" Guessabcd says, "shake it Bill" Bat32 says, "An upheaval." Missmelove already bought a case..Bill Billclinton1 says, "uplifting is what it is" Disney_rabbett thinks missmelove has changed since we last talked. Missmelove is Paula_jones Billclinton1 says, "How long will a case last u?" You say, "the day Bill!!" |
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