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Attempting to connect to Romance...
The room you requested is currently full. Welcome to 40 Love # 3.
Florida_guy1 tells you, hi long time no see
Missmelove ouch!! my butt!! got booted!!
Missmelove hi Floeidaguy!!
You say, lol
Missmelove florida
Girlybee busts out LAUGHING!!!
DecentMan0 lol
Florida_guy1 watch that butt
Missmelove . o O ( fingers have tips of their own )
Missmelove ((__Y__))
Florida_guy1 : Missmelove
Missmelove yes
Missmelove did you missme?
Awlmale : yes
Florida_guy1 missed Missmelove
Missmelove missedmefriendmissedmelove
Florida_guy1 always miss the #1 girl in Yahoo
Missmelove YAHOOOOOOOOO!!
You say, lol
Missmelove loves to do that!!
Missmelove blows bubblesoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOo
Florida_guy1 : MISSMELOVE IS #1
Missmelove blushes..
Missmelove . o O ( is red hot male sunburned? )
Girlybee is all cybered out
Red_Hot_Male : i am fine missmelove
Florida_guy1 MISSMELOVE IS GREAT
Missmelove well nice to meet you fine!!
Missmelove grins...
Arctostaphylos : Hello, people. This is really a test. I just re-loaded the plug-in util and want to find out if I still get screen freeze.
Aprilmist : is this just for cybering???
Arctostaphylos : Am I interrupting something private?
Missmelove is a virtual virgin
Arctostaphylos tells you, We can change that, you know.
Shy-one-43 : yes of ocurse you are miss....and I'm 300 years old...
Aprilmist : Arctostaphlos: I couldn't tell you, but it sure looks it!! lol
Missmelove oh my
You say, lol
Missmelove is 301 years old
Red_Hot_Male : 301?
Missmelove double checks using toes and fingers..oops not enough
Missmelove wonders where she will find 280 toes and fingers
Missmelove and one
Florida_guy1 tells you, LATER TAKE CARE
Arctostaphylos : This does seem to be a fine place to be...
Missmelove kisses Florida_guy good bye
Arctostaphylos : I everyone here a virgin?
Missmelove just me
Arctostaphylos : Is everyone...
Red_Hot_Male : not me
Kazza35 is a virgin...lol
Arctostaphylos : And, you want to change that, right?
Florida_guy1 thanks missmelove your still the best
You say, thank you Florida_guy!!
Missmelove hell no!! might ruin my reputation
Arctostaphylos : I don't even know you Missmeluv. How could I?
Missmelove tell me and we'll both know
Arctostaphylos : No dearie.. you tell me, first.
Missmelove falls asleep at the wheel..
Loveandemotion : well, I don't go into the teens room or gen-x
Florida_guy1 : BYE AGAIN SWEET-------MISSMELOVE------I WILL MISS YOU-------TAKE CARE-------BE GOOD
DecentMan0 laugh
Loveandemotion : age arct the size is smaller
Missmelove IS 42
Loveandemotion : gee grouper, I didn't know we were having a contest! lol
Arctostaphylos : 54, here
Grouperguy : i still win
Red_Hot_Male : missmelove is sweet
Grouperguy : arct, thats a tie
You say, aww
Arctostaphylos : (Missmeluv has a great bod)
Loveandemotion : what's the prize grouper?
Arctostaphylos : Tie-breaker?
Grouperguy : I sure would love to lose this contest
Missmelove . o O ( how did he know? )
Leg_man45 : hey L&E
Arctostaphylos : (He peeked)
Loveandemotion : okay when are the birthdays?
Missmelove oh my!!
Red_Hot_Male : 12 13 55
Arctostaphylos : June 2
Grouperguy : loveand emotion, im still trying to find out whats the prize. afraid there is none though
Leg_man45 : justy fine...enjoying the day
Missmelove 10-15-54
Loveandemotion : okay then arct wins!!!
Grouperguy : july 13,1943
Arctostaphylos : Prize is a surprise!
Leg_man45 : 11-24-51
Arctostaphylos : No, Grouer wins!
Loveandemotion : I would say booby prize, but that is what usually gets me into trouble. lol
Missmelove looks at leg_man
Arctostaphylos : Better than getting the butt of the joke.
Red_Hot_Male : winks at missmelove
Grouperguy : arct june 2 what year?
Arctostaphylos : 43
Loveandemotion lol at arct
Grouperguy : SO YOURE THE WINNER
Loveandemotion : hey it's been one of those days arct, LOl
Arctostaphylos : Hoooray!
Limerickie2 : Afternoon Grouper
Grouperguy : its a photofinish
Limerickie2 : Afternoon Leg_man
Leg_man45 looks at missmelovewith interest
Missmelove winks back
Loveandemotion : so now you can tell everyone you are a winner!!!!
Red_Hot_Male : blushes
Leg_man45 : hey LIMEY!!!!!!!!!!
Grouperguy : afetrnoon limerick, what sex are you?
Arctostaphylos : (They;ve known that all along.)
Loveandemotion : right down to the net!!!
Missmelove looks back at leg with wonder
Loveandemotion lol
Limerickie2 : Right down to the basics
Grouper....female
Loveandemotion looks down has legs, lol
Missmelove . o O ( wonder?? what the hell did I mean by that!! )
Leg_man45 looks at the ceiling and whistles
Transmigrator : Hi Limerick...
Grouperguy : which one of you is not american?
Limerickie2 : How have you beenn Trans?
Leg_man45 : limey you big tease
Missmelove saunters over closer to Leg_man45
Loveandemotion are we supposed to raise hands grouper??
Limerickie2 got that right LOL
Transmigrator : Oh...not bad...just got back from the store...in transit here...
Grouperguy : yes, very high so I can see them from here
Limerickie2 : NIce to see you...... as you transmigrate through
Leg_man45 wanders over close to missmelove
Loveandemotion keeps hand down
Arctostaphylos : Hey, grouper... last time I met a grouperguy he was selling fish on a dock in the Bahamas
Transmigrator : Um hm...thanks...
Missmelove you look tall leg man..how tall are you?
Red_Hot_Male : watches leg man
Leg_man45 hands missmelove a flower
Limerickie2 : Hi there Love
Loveandemotion : how are you limerickie?
Camarolady1 : hello Love
Leg_man45 : 5'11
Limerickie2 how long ago Arcto?
Leg_man45 : not too tall
Missmelove ohhh!! what a pretty flower!!
Arctostaphylos : About 4
Arctostaphylos : years
Limerickie2 : Just fine Love.......How about yourself?
Arctostaphylos : About 40 years
Leg_man45 :it's a rose....red
Loveandemotion : well that's not too long arct
Missmelove oh..silly me..I was on my knees!!
Limerickie2 : 4 yrs ago Arcto?
Arctostaphylos : Jamaica?
Chelseagirl1 : Im ok how about you?
Red_Hot_Male : you doing allright to day camaro lady?
Grouperguy : youre getting warm Arct
Loveandemotion : great thanks (has a daughter named chelsea)
Arctostaphylos : No, 40 years ag
Leg_man45 that's why you looked so short
Camarolady1 : yes doing real Good and u?
Loveandemotion looks at the fire near arct and understands
Missmelove puts the red rose between her teeth and dances around the room..
Leg_man45 pretty though
Red_Hot_Male : mighty fine
Chelseagirl1 : actually Im a bit flustered - a guy on here says hi and wants to know my ph. number - go figure?
Camarolady1 smiles
Leg_man45 laughs hysterically.
Missmelove dances to her hearts content..laa laa lala
Loveandemotion : tell him your worst enemies phone # chelsea, lol
Grouperguy : whats all this smiling about? Am I missing something?
Leg_man45 shakes his head.
Chelseagirl1 : good idea I never thought of that
Loveandemotion : happy campers, grouper?
Red_Hot_Male : hi nice chick
Loveandemotion : yeah, mess them up instead!
Chelseagirl1 : then he says he wants to buy me a plane tickets so we can have sex!
Camarolady1 : Well i have had a fantastic day thus far is why I am smiling
Leg_man45 :goes over to the sofa
Loveandemotion : on the plane?
Missmelove has no enemies..yet
Grouperguy : love, Im a foreigner, didnt undesrtand the campers thing
Loveandemotion lol at missme
Chelseagirl1 : lol
Leg_man45 lol@missmelove
Missmelove but would if she did that for sure!!
Loveandemotion : who would know missme, lol
Leg_man45 :streches out and puts his feet up
Missmelove know what??
Camarolady1 thinks nobody puts anything on their identity sheet anymore
Missmelove looks at the sexyman Legman and loses control..
Loveandemotion : well, camaro they can ask if they want to know right?
Grouperguy : im italianborn. That kewl thing was a typo or what, loveandemotion?
Loveandemotion : not a typo, more of a service thing
Missmelove her sheets know no other identity
Camarolady1 : Yeah i suppose so but i just tell all
Loveandemotion : is that something you want to do camaro?
Missmelove runs and jumps on leg mans lap..
Leg_man45 :wonders why missmelove is way over there
Arctostaphylos : Grouper is in the Mafia, hiding out in Caracas, and arranging big drug deals (LOL)
Leg_man45 : beat me...heheheh
Grouperguy : loveandemotion, could you translate that? i mean kewl
Camarolady1 : almost all i rephrase that
Loveandemotion lmao
Missmelove wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Loveandemotion : okay, that's the kind of thing that gets me into trouble camaro
Leg_man45 :grabs missmelove and swings her in circles
Camarolady1 : Well me too Love
Red_Hot_Male : oook
Grouperguy : hey Arct, how did you know that. Now you blew my cover
Leg_man45 laughs hysterically.
Loveandemotion lol where are you from camaro?
Loveandemotion : blew what?
Camarolady1 : Ohio and u?
Missmelove wheeeeee
Arctostaphylos : I'm in the DEA
Loveandemotion : mass camaro
Westernstyle : Hi right back at you
Grouperguy : MY COVER
Camarolady1 : cool
Loveandemotion doesn't do drugs!!
Loveandemotion hides the pot
Camarolady1 : age/sex check please
Loveandemotion : just kidding!!!
Missmelove is in the cia
Leg_man45 tells you, where have you been all my life...LOL
Loveandemotion : 38/f
Camarolady1 : 43/100%female
Arctostaphylos : 54/M/all parts functional
Loveandemotion lol at arct
Red_Hot_Male : 41/100% hetro male
Grouperguy : missmelove, now im scared. Think ill move further South
Missmelove dried up old prune with a seldom if ever used part of the anatomy
You say, LOL
Camarolady1 : LOL
Leg_man45 tells you, CIA...that means if you tell me you gotta kill me ....right???
Red_Hot_Male : lol
Arctostaphylos : Right.
Grouperguy : lol like crazy
Loveandemotion : (Getnthru)
Camarolady1 : rotflmas
Camarolady1 : rotflmas=rotflmao
Missmelove and I might add..not to boast..
Loveandemotion lol
Arctostaphylos : Oh, boast
Missmelove me bust does not sag
Grouperguy : -hey camaro lady, is that a CIA code?
Leg_man45 : miss me.....I'm not worried about you.....sound healthy to me
Camarolady1 : get it girl
Camarolady1 : lol
Camarolady1 : rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
Red_Hot_Male : wonders bout missmelove
Missmelove . o O ( 32 AA )
Camarolady1 : hello Man
Camarolady1 : lol
Leg_man45 :jumps down on the floor with camero lady
Arctostaphylos tells you, want to play?
Missmelove . o O ( not big enough nor perky enough to sag )
Camarolady1 : lol
Grouperguy : my god Camaro, when di you make that up. And are we expected to understand it?
Camarolady1 : i hope so
Camarolady1 : cause i am doing it
Camarolady1 : lol
Camarolady1 : i am cracking up here
Missmelove pouts
Grouperguy : youre expecting too much from a bunch of over forty - at least, camaerlady
Camarolady1 : so sorry
Camarolady1 : lol
Leg_man45 :gets up and runs to missmelove
Camarolady1 : I am so sorry
Leg_man45 :even though she won't answer his PM
Red_Hot_Male : hi Lilly
Grouperguy : id love to pm a nice lady, anyone interested please pm me
Missmelove will only kill if necessary
Camarolady1 : so Somebody Slap Me ok
Camarolady1 : I am nice
Red_Hot_Male : agree
Camarolady1 : ok what r u all thinking
Missmelove and doesnt think it will ever be necessary
Missmelove broke me mouse
Red_Hot_Male : about not wanting to work today LOL
Missmelove is working
Camarolady1 : good one Red
Missmelove working very hard
Ragdoll8 : hi USA
Leg_man45 : bye gang
Missmelove jumps on legman
Camarolady1 is working hard not to work
Missmelove wraps her legs around legman 3 times
Red_Hot_Male : but has to or will get paid for labor day
Red_Hot_Male : not get payed oops
Leg_man45 :falls to the floor with missmelove
Camarolady1 : 43/female/married/5 kids/145lbs/5'8tall/green eyes/waist length alburn hair
Missmelove looks down at legman..and says now what are you going to do?
Red_Hot_Male : very impressive camarolady
Leg_man45 reaches up and kisses missem love passionately
Camarolady1 : i told u all that i tell all,,,almost
Missmelove mmmm
Camarolady1 : LOL
Missmelove comes up for air..and goes back down
Leg_man45 then ask how she got her legs around him 3 times
Missmelove long triple jointed legs
Camarolady1 : Well I don't kiss and Tell that part
Missmelove is a contortionist
Leg_man45 :falls in lust and kisses her again
Missmelove goes back down
Camarolady1 : well Miss i need help to put my legs over my head
Missmelove . o O ( not a bad kisser )
You say, lol
Leg_man45 : LOL@Camerolady
Missmelove takes one of Camarolady's legs and wraps it around her neck
Leg_man45 :wonders how far this will go
Missmelove on = one
Camarolady1 : Help me please someone
Missmelove does the splits
Camarolady1 : lol
Missmelove oh no!!
Leg_man45 :jumps up and runs to camero's ais
Missmelove landed on her keyboard
Camarolady1 : HELP
Leg_man45 :ais=aid
Arctostaphylos : Why do you need help, Camaro?
Leg_man45 :is confused.........cries for help
Missmelove tries to get up and presses the enter key
Camarolady1 : ;mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kisses u long and hard
Missmelove oh no!!
Missmelove keyboard disappeared
Arctostaphylos : oOOO, Camaro
Camarolady1 : my leg is stuck over my head
Missmelove knows where it went
Arctostaphylos : Try inserting the other one
Leg_man45 :looks at camero's leg and thinks....uuummmmm
Missmelove tries to walk..
Missmelove damn keyboard
Camarolady1 : Now I do love all the help please lets get a breath of fresh air
Leg_man45 : wonders why missme love is walking funny
Missmelove landed on her keyboard and pressed enter
Camarolady1 : LOL
Missmelove calls 911
Girlybee slaps herself awake.
Leg_man45 :helps camero with her leg then let's her up
Camarolady1 : Miss u r a riot
Missmelove no..no..it wasn't intentional..
Missmelove no operator...I dont make this a habit
Missmelove as I told I did the splits and landed on my deyboard
Leg_man45 :asks missmelove if she would like him to help with her.....problem
Madamfly : Good afternoon everyone..
Missmelove deyboard?
Leg_man45 :must be infecting your speech
Missmelove no..no..then I pressed enter...
Bigbird01 : fine where are you from?
Missmelove yes..enter..yes and it disappeared
Girlybee : NC....are you from Sesame Street? LOL
DecentMan0 lol
Leg_man45 :bends missmelove over....grabs the keyboard and pulls briskly
Bigbird01 : no but i have been asked that before
Sweetiedog giggles
Girlybee : how old are you?
DecentMan0 listens for the mating calls
Bigbird01 : where in NC?
Missmelove well..then I pressed..no..no..by accident..the insert key
Camarolady1 tells you, r u ok Miss u can be fun to be a room with i am not coming on just love your personality
Madamfly : Hi..I am near Raleigh
Girlybee : i asked you first
Girlybee : hi madam
Missmelove smiles...
Madamfly : Hi Girly..
Madamfly : is everyone over 40 in here??
Leg_man45 laughs hysterically.
Madamfly : I hope..
Missmelove well what I can try to do is press the end key..
Girlybee isnt over 40
Camarolady1 tells you, we have hetro man in here did u see
Sweetiedog is
Red_Hot_Male : is
Leg_man45 tells you, it's over darlin
Missmelove ok..whoa!!!!! not that end key!!!....
Madamfly : Hi Decent
Madamfly : Where you from Red?
Leg_man45 : gotta go ya'll
Leg_man45 : bye bye
Camarolady1 : Bye Leg and thanks for the help
Missmelove now operator..this is an emergency..yes..no..but..how can I go through life with a keyboard up my..pardon me?? what??
Leg_man45 : anytime CL
Camarolady1 : LOL
DecentMan0 lol
Camarolady1 LOL
Camarolady1 : what did the Operator say Miss
Missmelove the what key??..oh..that one..let me try..
Camarolady1 : lol
Missmelove oh no!! it just shifted positions..OUCH!!
DecentMan0 listens
Missmelove ok operator I'll backspace...
Camarolady1 : LOL
Camarolady1 : LOL
Camarolady1 : lmaf
Missmelove uhh much better..but its still in there..yes no..yess...mmm ok
Sweetiedog : oh sure!
DecentMan0 lol'
Girlybee : lol
Camarolady1 : Miss u want us all to come over and help u?
Missmelove presses the esc key ..WOWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!...yes operator..thank you..
Camarolady1 : LOL
DecentMan0 : lol
Sweetiedog cheers for missmelove
Camarolady1 : lmao
Missmelove now operator..how do I get the computer out??
Sweetiedog cheered too soon
Camarolady1 : LOL
Camarolady1 : all i can do is laugh
DecentMan0 winks at madam
Missmelove falls over digitized
Missmelove . o O ( hope my keys don't stick )
Camarolady1 : MIA
Missmelove how will I change my CD?
Missmelove takes a cyberspin
Camarolady1 : yes that is where i am missing in action
Missmelove . o O ( aren't we all? )
Missmelove looks up action in the dictionary
Camarolady1 : i am sorry i have got two cigarettes burning can't think or consentrate
Missmelove forgot what it meant it's been so long
Missmelove blows smoke out of her nose..
Missmelove oh no!!
Missmelove fire!!!!!
Missmelove walks over to her couch to take a nap..
Camarolady1 : U deserve one Miss
Leg_man45 : hello room
Camarolady1 : Hey Leg where did u go?
Leg_man45 : I dunno....sounds like we walked into the city morgue
Leg_man45 : did a little surfing while the waves were up
Camarolady1 : Hello all the new People
Camarolady1 : was it as much fun as it has been here
Leg_man45 looks around and thinks how much he has missed this room
Leg_man45 :sees camerolady and grabs his chest
Leg_man45 : she is so beautiful
Invisabull chuckles
Camarolady1 though he was going to grab her chest
Leg_man45 :wonders why she is limping
Leg_man45 :thinks about granning her chest....but doesn't want to get slapped...LOL
Leg_man45 : granning+grabbing
Camarolady1 : I need to go everyone my daughter just came home from school
Leg_man45 : bye bye CL
Camarolady1 : before i go i will just show u here chest Leg
Leg_man45 :WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Leg_man45 tells you, what???too busy for me now...and after all that we meant to each other....LOL
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