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Lyrics to 'Ooh, Stick You!'
"Hi! This is my friend
Daphne & I'm Celeste"

[Chorus]
" Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…
[Repeat x 3]

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It’s like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]

Lyrics to U.G.L.Y
C = Celeste
D =Daphne

(C) OK! I'M A CHEERLEADER NOW!

[Chorus]
(D&C) U.G.L.Y.
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY
EH! HEY! YOU UGLY (X4)

(C) I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE OTHER DAY
(C) I DIDN'T SEE YOUR DAMAGE FROM THAT FAR AWAY
(C) I SHOULD HAVE GOT A CLUE WHEN THE KIDS STARTED SCREAMING
(C) YOU WALKED UP TO ME WITH YOUR BUCK TEETH A GLEAMING
(C) YOUR HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY AND YOUR FACE WAS A MESS
(C) I THOUGHT IT WAS A SACK BUT IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DRESS
(C) YOU HURT THE TREES FEELINGS AND THE BIRDS ALL FLEW
(C) I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU
(C) OH WAIT! YES I DO.
(D) YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW, THEY'RE COVERED IN MOULD
(D) YOU'RE ONLY FOURTEEN YOU LOOK A HUNDRED YEARS OLD
(C) WHEN LOOKS WERE HANDED OUT YOU WERE LAST IN LINE
(C) YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
(D) DID YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LAND ON YOUR HEAD
(D) OR DID A TRUCK RUN OVER YOUR FACE INSTEAD
(C) THERE AIN'T NO PILL COS YOU AIN'T ILL
(D&C) YOU'RE UGLY!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY (X2)
(D) WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS TO WEAR A MASK
(D) AND BOOK THAT PLASTIC SURGEON FAST - (GIRL)
(C) YOU'RE SCARY - YOU'RE HAIRY I HEARD ABOUT YOU
(C) YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE CITY ZOO
(D) YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY WITH A BELLY FULL OF FLAB
(D) WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT OUT CAB
(C) (SO FUNNY)
(D) YOU GOT EYES LIKE A PIG AND YOUR NOSE IS BIG
(D) AND WITH HAIR LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A WIG
(C) UNCLE FESTER REMEMBER HIM? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU HAD A TWIN
(D) YOU CAN'T DISGUISE YOUR GOOGLY EYES
(D) IN THE MISS UGLY PAGEANT YOU WIN FIRST PRIZE
(C) YO MAMA SAYS YOU UGLY -
(D&C) YOU UGLY!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY (X2)
(D) GET BUSY (X9)
(C) YO MAMA SAYS YOU’RE UGLY
(D) GET BUSY
(C) YO MAMA SAYS YOU’RE UGLY
(D) GET BUSY
(C) YO MAMA SAYS YOU’RE UGLY
(D) GET BUSY (D&C) YOU’RE UGLY!

(D&C) U.U.U.U.
(D) NOW I FEEL LIKE BLONDIE

(D&C) U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY (X2)
(D) QUASIMODO
(C) CAMEL BREATH
(D) SQUAREHEAD
(D&C) UGLY!
(C) CHICKEN LEGS
(D) PIG FACE
(C) CHIN LIKE BUBBA
(D&C) UGLY!
(D) FISH LIPS
(C) TOAD LICKER
(D) POINDEXTER
(D&C) UGLY!
(C) SPAGHETTI ARMS
(D) LIMP BUTT
(D&C) FREAK SHOW - UGLY!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY
(D&C) U.G.L.Y - (C) YOU COULD MAKE AN ONION CRY
(D&C) U.G.L.Y - (D) LIKE AN ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I.
(D&C) U.G.L.Y (X6)
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY!

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