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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded,
"Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what
it is!".
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers
above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in
the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a nice looking 24-year
old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your mother...."
Once there was a really good cat who died and went to heaven. When he got to
the pearly gates St. Peter met him and told him that because he had been a
good cat on Earth he could have anything he wanted.
The cat had always wanted a big fluffy pillow like the one her master had on
Earth so that was her request.
A few days later 4 really good mice died and went to heaven. Once again, St.
Peter met them at the pearly gates and told them they could have anything
they wanted for being so good.
They had seen children roller skating on Earth and thought that sounded like
fun so they requested roller skates.
A few days later St. Peter decides to go check on the cat and make sure all
is well with her. When he arrives at her pillow he asks her, "Is the pillow
the right type? Are you comfortable? Do you need anything else?"
To which the cat replied, "The pillow is wonderful and those meals on wheels
were terrific!"
Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second...
What happens when you illegally park a frog?
It gets toad away.
What do you call a chicken on the go?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call a duck who has lost his job?
A fired quacker.
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