Blonde Jokes, trust me, if your a blond, don't read these! - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/caterpieforest/Blonde

<>< BLONDE JOKES~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ >
q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
> a. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
>
> q. What do you call an eternity?
> a. Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
>
> q. Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
> a. Toes Go In First.
>
> Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for
four
> hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left",so they
turned
> around and went home.
>
> q. What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
> a. You always hear about them but never see them.
>
> q. What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
> a. Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
>
> q. Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
> a. Because it said concentrate.
>
> q. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
> a. They think their picture is being taken.
>
> q. How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
> a. lt has a stamp on it.
>
> q. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
> a. They can't find the 11 on the phone!
>
> q. What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
> a. Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
>
> q. How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
> a. There is white-out all over the monitor.
>
> q. Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
> a. It takes too long to retrain them.
>
> q. A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
> said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
> a. The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
>
> q. How do you drown a Blonde?
> a. Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
>
> q. Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
> regular one?
> a. You have to hollow out the head.
>
> q. How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
> a. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
>
> q. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
> a. They drowned in Spring Training.
>
> q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
> a. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
>
> q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
> a. Tell her joke on Wednesday.
>
> q. What do you do if a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
> a. Take out the pin and throw it back!

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