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| I hope that these poems,songs, and short stories will inspire you to send in your own creative masterpieces. "Rumpty Dumpty" author:dad Rumpty Dumpty had a huge ass Rumpty Dumpty had really bad gas All the kings horses and all the kings docs Couldn't stop Rumpty from dumping his rocks ---end------ Buckle Up Author:megan f. (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town) You better buckle up You better not cry You better buckle up I'm telling you why If you don't it means you WILL DIE! ----end---- "Popeye the Nymphomaniac" author:Angela I'm Popeye the sailor man! I live in a garbage can I fu*k lots of women In semen...I'm swimmin! I'm Popeye the sailor man! ----end----- "Gummy Worm" author:Angela(queen of stupid poetry) notes:Unholy Bagel song Yeah my little gummy worm,to you no one compares I won't eat anything but gummy worms,not even the gummy bear You tell me that you love me,you're so chewy and so sweet I won't eat pizza or any type of meat Gummy worms are good for the soul In the sugar jar they dig their hole Every Friday night they come out late I guess they think they'll be my FISHING BAIT!!!! No little darlings I don't want to harm you you're my sweet satisfaction this is true Gummy worms are my release I eat them and I find some peace I got a call from Farley's they said you all had died I went into seclusion and cried and cried but then i saw you crawling up to my bed and I was happy,CHOMP!cause I just bit off your gummy head. "Feline Explosion"(ode to lambchop) Author:Angela notes:Unholy Bagel song Took the cat out of her basket, let her eat some meow mix the cat managed to get all dirty, well this I had to fix. Dirty dirty pussy don't take this the wrong way but I can't have a filthy cat roaming the house all day Draw the warm warm water in the heart shaped tub. get out the mr. bubble, get ready to be scrubbed. Put her in the water, she puts up a fight i hold her head under she scratches with all her might. when she hit the water there was a terrible clatter. I couldn't figure out what the hell was the matter It seemed there had been an explosion I guess the myth was true. that cat's aren't water resistant explode in water, they do. Rubber Duckie author:Ernie Rubber Duckie, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun, Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you; (woh woh, bee doh!) Rubber Duckie, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true! (doo doo doo doooo, doo doo) CHORUS: Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!) Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. (repeat chorus) Rubber Duckie, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of - Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of - Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you! (doo doo, be doo.) CHICKEN PEN author:The Alien alienvogan@hotmail.com oh baby wont you take me, to the chicken pen tonight, I hear they serve a mean sesame seed, and the color scemes just right, but whatch out for the roosters, cause they like to pick a fight, oh baby wont you take me, to the chicken pen tonight........ -----end------- SHIT IN THE SHOWER author:the alien Don't you hate it in the shower, when you have to do a poo, and it wont find down drain, have to carry it to the loo, Then you have to wipe your hands, down the carpet and the walls, and use you're dirty underwear, to mop The water off the floor.... -------end-------- WOMAN author:Chester Really pretty you are very good I'm chester I like your shiny dress Are you a princess? Do you mind if I call you Princess Passion? -------end-------------- ALONE author:Chester Sometimes, when I'm alone, I think about Ketchup, Because I know that the truth is that Its just sitting there in a bottle, by itself. I'm pretty sure it's red. Sometimes when I'm with Ketchup, I think about being alone, In a bottle. Standing next to the mustard all day. --------------end------------- Untitled Author:Megan F. notes: made on my bedroom floor out of magnetic poety Slice a pie let it be mere meal enough of me green in pickles onion and tomato out of PBJ moist potato fighting full drinks brew ice for cream cheese we chew digest the food tell as it is thank mom for the sandwiches -----------end------------------ Title:Snow Author:Angela notes:Haiku I like to eat cheese I like plastic flamingos You smell like chicken ---------end------------- Title:Untitled Author:Jen McG notes:kind of a haiku Angela's love for Owns many pairs of shoes Mr. Begley --------end------------- Title:Snow II author:angela notes:haiku I answer your call Would you like some fries with that? thank you please drive through ---------end--------------- all songs,poems,etc. by me,family,or friends are ©1999 which means if you copy I will eat your baby. |
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