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South Park
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| Eric Theadore Cartman Eric Cartman is a 9 year old who weighs about 90 pounds. His birthday is Satuday, July 1st. All the other children usually make fun of him. He has emotional problems because he does not quite understand who his father is. His father was revealed in episode 202- Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty slut. (To find out more about that episode visit the Episode Info. Page) Well his mother is the Whore of South Park.....and when i say whore I mean WHORE. She has practically slept with every guy...and girl in South Park!! Well Eric wears a little blue stocking cap with yellow trimming. He wears a big read coat with yellow gloves and has dark brown pants. Eric usually wears his blue hat but in a couple of episodes he has revealed his hair color. If you are not a true South Park fan and do not know these facts you should go to *Secrets Revealed* Eric has a cat wich goes by the name of Kitty, he also had a pig he called fluffy. Eric lives alone with his mother...or...nevermind, anyways his mothers name is Liane Cartman. Everyone thinks it is Diane Cartman but if you look on the back of the South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut Soundtrack it says her name under the song "Blame Canada." (see more details at the SP music page) Kenny McCormick Kenny is the poor kid of South Park. His birthday is Wednesday, March 22nd. He wears an orange Parka, which covers half of his face, so when he talks it comes out as mumbling. He is well known to...well die, Kenny dies every episode (except of a couple) where there is always a following line, "Oh my god! They Killed Kenny!" "You Bastards!" Kenny knows all of the "nasty" stuff and shares it with his friends.Kenny usually gets made fun of by Eric because Kenny is so poor. Kenny is basicaly the most mature of the boys. Kenny lives with his mother Mrs. McCormick (it has not said her first name in any of the episodes) and he lives with his father, Stuart and his brother Kevin. Stuart used to work at Pizza Shack but is now currently out of work. And Mrs. McCormick is a homeowner Stanley Marsh Stan is well...what i liek to call...a lame character, I mean coem on, he can't even talk to his girlfriend without blowing chunks! He is the South Park Elementary Cows star Quarter Back. Stan and Kyle are best friends. Stan had an elephant wich made love to Cartman's oig, Fluffy. Stan has a gay dog named Sparky wich everyoen likes to make fun of. He lives with his sister Shelly. Shelly is...well...a bitch. She is mean to Stan and all of his friends. Stan also lives with with his mother Sharron and his father Randy. Sharron works at Tom's Rhinoplasty and Randy who works as a Geologist. Kyle Broflovski Kyle is the smarter one of the four. He is Jewish which makes him mad around Christmas time. He also has a step brother named Ike, which he kicks. He has a friend named Mr. Hankey, (A Peice Of Shit), and a pet elephant. Everyweek after Kenny's death he follows Stans little phrase with: "You Bastards!" Jerome Chef McElroy Chef runs the school cafe. And is the source to the answers of the kids many questions. He usually sings a song about sex in every episode, after th children ask for help he replies with, "Lemme sing ya a little song" Mr. Garrison Mr. Garrison is a teacher at South Park Elementary and is also a little semi-psychotic. He expresses his true feelings through his hand puppet, Mr. Hat, and it is rumored that he is gay, but he says he just acts gay to get women. He tends to mock the children when the fail or get something wrong. Wendy Testaburger Wendy is dating Stan. If she feels that another chick is getting to close to Stan she will become very aggressive! Ike Ike is Kyles step brother. He is a Canadian kid that is often mistaken for a trash can. He is a very important person when it comes to the game "Kick The Baby" Mr. Hat Mr. Hat simbolizes Mr. Garrison's second personality. He goes crazy and yells at the kids in class very offten. Liane Cartman Eric's mom. She is a hermaphradite and is actuall Eric's father! She has been with most men in the town and has appeared on the cover of "Crack Whore Magazine" Mr. Hankey It's Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo who appears at Christmas if you eat your fibers. Later in the series he begins to become popular. Shelia Broflovski Kyle's mom. The "Big Fat Bitch" as Cartman calls her. Officer Barbrady And illiterate police officer who keeps order to South Park. He tells the kids not to read because it sucks. Pip The little English boy at school that everyone hates. Often called "Frenchie" Mayor McDaniels The Mayor of South Park who is only intrested in self promotion. Mrs. Crabtree The school bus driver. Always has a bird in her hair. She is also a real bitch and yells a lot. Jimbo Kern Jimbo is Stan's uncle, and the host of a T.V. show called "Huntin' and Killin'" He is a Vietnam Veteran and is always seen with his friend Ned. He likes to go hunting, drunk, and with automatic weapons. Ned Gerblansky Ned is Jimbo's war buddy. He speaks through an electrolarynx since he has cancer caused by tabacco. Jesus Jesus has his own T.V. show, "Jesus and Pals", on a public access channel. He was the star of a big pay-per-view event when he fought and beat Satan. Mr. Mackey He is the School counseler. Says "Hmmmm K" after every sentence. At one point in his life he was a drug addict. Stuart McCormick Kenny's dad. He is out of work, poor, and is an alcaholic. Mrs. McCormick Kenny's Mother. Alphonz Mephesto Genetic engineer who created the evil clone of Stan and also was the one who figured out who Cartman's father was. Big Gay Al He own's the Big Gay Animal Sanctuary which help's gay animals find homes and feel accepted. Fluffy Cartman's pet pig, who had sex with Kyle's pet elephant. Sparky Stan's gay dog. Kitty Cartman's pet cat who offten wants food from Eric, but "Can't Have Any!" Kevin Maphesto's little monkey looking sidekick. He was made from Michael Jackson's sperm Shelly Marsh Stan's big sister who wears a headgear for her teeth. And kicks the crap out of Stan for looking at her. Clyde Classmate, confused to whether he is an Indian or a Pilgrim. Grandpa Marsh Wishes he was dead, always asking Stan to kill him, calls him Billy. Carries a noose with him. Sharron Marsh Stan's mom. Randy Marsh Stans dad, who is a seismotologist, he once saved South Park from a volcano eruption. Gerald Broflovski Kyle's Jewish father who is a Lawyer. Starvin Marvin The etheopian the kids want to adopt. Terance and Phillip Appear on thier own show. Make jokes about farts. Satan Once challenged Jesus to a fight but faked the fall, so everyone would loose thier money. Bebe Wendy's best friend, like's Kyle's ass. Scuzzlebutt Lives in the forest, has a Patrick Duffy leg, and a celery arm. Like's to weave whicker baskets. Nurse Gollum The school nurse. She has a dead fetus on the side of her head, the mayor created "Conjoined Twin Mislexia Awarness Week" to make her feel welcome. Terrence Alphonz Maphesto's son. He helped create the five assed monkey. Bill and Fossy They helped create the five assed monkey, thier favourite phrases are "Stupid Gay Pig", "hehehehe", "Thier all Gay." Brian Bointano The four children's favourite athlete. Damien The son of Satan. Saddam Husaien Satan's boyfriend (or girlfriend) whatever, he's gay. Stinky Erik's Uncle Lisa Erik's Aunt Fred One of Erik's cousin's Alexandra One of Erik's cousin's Elvin One of Erik's cousin's Florence Erik's Great Grandma Jimmy The Aunt & Uncle's dog. Ms. Ellen The lesbian substitute teacher that the four boys had a crush on. Mr. Twig A short time replacement for Mr. Hat when he was having problems with Mr. Garrison. |
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