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Card Title: Ashnod's Coupon
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink.
Errata: You pay any costs for the drink.
Flavor Text: Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase.
Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable
and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or
otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer
not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or
the DCI.
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.

Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: You must play both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or
Flavor Text: "It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger
No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and
Artist: Douglas Shuler

Card Title: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
Rarity: R
Card Type: Scariest Creature You'll Ever See
Cost: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Pow/Tgh: 99/99
Card Text: B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card

more creatures.
Flavor Text: than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More.
dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big!"
-Arna Kennerud, skyknight
Artist: Douglas Shuler

Card Title: Blacker Lotus
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 0
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color
to your mana pool. Play this ability as a mana source. Remove the
pieces from the game afterwards.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Christopher Rush

Card Title: Bronze Calendar
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Your spells cost 1 less to play as long as you speak in a voice
other than your normal voice.
If you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
Flavor Text: Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.
Artist: Melissa A. Benson

Card Title: Bureaucracy
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, during
the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The
Gathering trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that
PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added
actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those
actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the
ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions
that a PLAYER can perform while sitting in a chair, without
jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
If any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the
correct order, sacrifice Bureacuracy and said PLAYER discards his
or her complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mark Zug

Card Title: Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any player taps a card, that player gives control of that
card to an opponent at end of turn.
If a player does not tap any nonland cards during his or her turn,
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that
player at end of turn.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Richard Kane Ferguson

Card Title: Cardboard Carapace
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchant Creature
Cost: 5G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: For each other Cardboard Carapace card you have with you, enchanted
creature gets +1/+1.
Errata: This does not count any Cardboard Carapace cards in play
that you control or in your graveyard, hand, or library.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Douglas Shuler

Card Title: Censorship
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Censorship comes into play, choose a [CENSORED] word.
Whenever any [CENSORED] player says the chosen [CENSORED] word,
Censorship deals 2 [CENSORED] damage to him or her.
Flavor Text: Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions
for this card.
Artist:

Card Title: Chaos Confetti
Rarity: C
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the
playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each
card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game
afterwards.
Flavor Text: And you thought that was just an urban legend.
Artist: Mark Tedin

Card Title: Charm School
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchant Player
Cost: 2W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm
School on your head.
Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color.
If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
Flavor Text:
Artist:

Card Title: Checks and Balances
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other
than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard
a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing.
Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more
players.
Flavor Text:
Artist: David A. Cherry

Card Title: Chicken a la King
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: 1UU
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each
Chicken in play. (You may roll dice only when a card instructs you to.)
Tap a Chicken you control: Roll a six-sided die.
Flavor Text: During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while
the others - well, just ran around.
Artist: Mark Zug

Card Title: Chicken Egg
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Egg
Cost: 1R
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Card Text: During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg
and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red
creature that counts as a Chicken.
Flavor Text: "That's a lotta nuggets."
-Jaya Ballard, task mage
Artist: Christopher Rush

Card Title: Clam Session
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 1UU
Pow/Tgh: 2/5
Card Text: When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word.
During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must
be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.
Flavor Text: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."
Artist: Randy Elliott

Card Title: Clambassadors
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or
land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature,
or land.
Flavor Text: "Sorry we shelled your village-here's some gold."
Artist: Randy Elliott

Card Title: Clam-I-Am
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Clamfolk
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Whenever you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
Flavor Text: The Clams down in Clamville
All scootered and skittled-
"The three is no more!"
The Clam fiddler fiddled.
Artist: Randy Elliott

Card Title: Clay Pigeon
Rarity: U
Card Type: Artifact Creature
Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Flying
1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head
while seated, Attempt to catch it with one hand: If you catch Clay
Pigeon, prevent all damage to you from any one source and return
Clay Pigeon to play, tapped. Otherwise sacrifice it.
Flavor Text:
Artist: D. Alexander Gregory

Card Title: Common Courtesy
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 2UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Counter any spell unless its caster asks your permission to play
that spell. If you refuse permission, Sacrifice Common Courtesy
and counter the spell.
Flavor Text: "You didn't say the Magic word."
Artist: Mike Raabe

Card Title: Deadhead
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Zombie
Cost: 3B
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses
contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in
your graveyard.
Flavor Text: "I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far
out, man."
Artist: Daren Bader

Card Title: Denied!
Rarity: C
Card Type: Interrupt
Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Play Denied! only as any opponent casts target spell. Name a card,
then look at all cards in that player's hand. If the named card is
in the player's hand, counter target spell.
Flavor Text: "Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."
Artist: Quinton Hoover

Card Title: Double Cross
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose one of
those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card. At
the beginning of the next game with the player, look at the player's
hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she
discards that card.
Flavor Text: "You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'."
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein

Card Title: Double Deal
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 4R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player now
and deals an additional 3 damage to the player at the beginning of the
next game with the player.
Flavor Text: "I'm facing defeat, . . ."
Artist: Edward P. Beard, Jr.

Card Title: Double Dip
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 4W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Gain 5 life now and an additional 5 life at the
beginning of the next game with that player.
Flavor Text: In a duel and taking a lickin' . . .
Artist: D. Alexander Gregory

Card Title: Double Play
Rarity: C
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 3GG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land and put
that land into play. At the beginning of the next game with that player,
search your library for an additional basic land and put that land
into play. In both cases, shuffle your library afterwards.
Flavor Text: The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Double Take
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 3UU
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Choose another player. Draw two cards now and draw an additional two
cards at the beginning of the next game with that player.
Flavor Text: "But next time we meet, . . ."
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Elvish Impersonators
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Elves
Cost: 3G
Pow/Tgh: */*
Card Text: When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after
the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to
the first die roll and toughness equal to the second.
Flavor Text: "Uh-hunh."
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Flock of Rabid Sheep
Rarity: U
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: XGG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Flip X coins; an opponent calls heads or tails. For each flip you
win, put a Rabid Sheep token into play. Treat these tokens as 2/2
green creatures that count as Sheep.
Flavor Text: And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land -
slap! slap! slap!
Artist: Anthony S. Waters

Card Title: Forest
Rarity: C
Card Type: Land
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: T: G
Flavor Text:
Artist: Terese Nielsen

Card Title: Fowl Play
Rarity: C
Card Type: Enchant Creature
Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that
counts as a Chicken.
Flavor Text: "I feel like chicken tonight!"
Artist: Mark Poole

Card Title: Free-for-All
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: When Free-for-All comes into play, set aside all creatures in play,
face down.
During each player's upkeep, that player chooses a creature card at
random from those set aside in this way and puts that creature into
play under his or her control.
If Free-for-All leaves play, but each creature still set aside this
way into its owner's graveyard.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Free-Range Chicken
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Chicken
Cost: 3G
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: 1G: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same,
Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number
rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any
other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice
it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If
you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn,
sacrifice it.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mike Raabe

Card Title: Gerrymandering
Rarity: U
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to
each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player
puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Doug Chaffee

Card Title: Get a Life
Rarity: U
Card Type: Instant
Cost: W
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Target player and each of his or her teammates exchange life totals.
Flavor Text: Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.)
Artist: Melissa A. Benson

Card Title: Ghazban Ogress
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Ogre
Cost: G
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: When Ghazban Ogress comes into play, the player who has won the most
Magic games that day gains control of it. If more than one player has
won the same number of games, you retain control of Ghazban Ogress.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Mike Raabe

Card Title: Giant Fan
Rarity: R
Card Type: Artifact
Cost: 4
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: 2, T: Move target counter from one card to another. If the second
card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter
becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Flavor Text: Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!
Artist: Randy Gallegos

Card Title: Goblin
Rarity: U
Card Type: (Token)
Cost:
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text:
Flavor Text:
Artist: Pete Venters

Card Title: Goblin Bookie
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Goblin
Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die.
Flavor Text: "Glok loved bets! He'd sit in the bar all night an' laugh an' laugh.
Hey - he still owes me."
-Squee, goblin casino hand
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Goblin Bowling Team
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Goblins
Cost: 3R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a
six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player
additional damage equal to the die roll.
Flavor Text: Flog was out of his league - this game wasn't up his alley, but the
team couldn't spare him if he split.
Artist: Pete Venters

Card Title: Goblin Tutor
Rarity: U
Card Type: Instant
Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Roll a six-sided die for Goblin Tutor. On a 1, Goblin Tutor has no
effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal
that card to all players, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your
library afterwards.
2 - Any Goblin Tutor
3 - Any enchantment
4 - Any artifact
5 - Any creature
6 - Any sorcery, instant, or interrupt
Flavor Text:
Artist: Quinton Hoover

Card Title: Growth Spurt
Rarity: C
Card Type: Instant
Cost: 1G
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn,
where X is equal to the die roll.
Flavor Text: MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF
looking for a huge commitment.
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein

Card Title: Gus
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Gus
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Gus comes into play with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you
have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against
him or her.
Flavor Text: "Now I lay me down to sleep - What are you starin' at?"
Artist: DiTerlizzi

Card Title: Handcuffs
Rarity: U
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Target player keeps both hands in contact with each other. If he or
she does not, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three
cards in play.
Flavor Text: "That was fun! Now me." -Gwendlyn Di Corci
Artist: Jeff Laubenstein

Card Title: Hungry Hungry Heifer
Rarity: U
Card Type: Summon Cow
Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or
sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.
Flavor Text: Mooo.
Artist: Randy Gallegos

Card Title: Hurloon Wrangler
Rarity: C
Card Type: Summon Minotaur
Cost: 2R
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim,
this creature is unblockable.)
Flavor Text: "Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos(TM)."
Artist:

Card Title: I'm Rubber, You're Glue
Rarity: R
Card Type: Enchantment
Cost: WW
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber,
You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks
to you": Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets
another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.)
Flavor Text:
Artist: Phil Foglio

Card Title: Incoming!
Rarity: R
Card Type: Sorcery
Cost: 4GGGG
Pow/Tgh: n/a
Card Text: Each player searches his or her library for any number of artifacts,
creatures, enchantments, and lands and puts those cards into play. Each
player shuffles his or her library afterwards.
Flavor Text:
Artist: Quinton Hoover

Card Title: Infernal Spawn of Evil
Rarity: R
Card Type: Summon (Demon) Beast
Cost: 6BBB
Pow/Tgh: 7/7
Card Text: Flying, first strike
1B, Reveal Inferna

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