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| Joke #1 Q: What did Cinderella tell the photographer? A: Some day my prints will come. Joke #2 Q: Why were the soldiers so tired on the first day of April? A: They had just completed a 31 day March. Joke #3 Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: So that she could rock and roll. Joke #4 Did you hear about the magician who went down the street and turned into a grocery store? Ha, ha! Joke #5 Q: Why do humming birds always hum? A: They don't know the words. Joke #6 There was a man who wouldn't take his wife out to dinner. He had been told he shouldn't go out with married woman. Joke #7 Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped in it? A: Nothing, he just let out a little whine. Vote for your favorite joke! Just send me an e-mail telling me which one was the best. Also send your favorite jokes in and they will surely be posted. They may even be put in the good joke page!!! P.S.- New jokes each week! Some of these jokes were in the book, The Bell, The Clappper, and The Cord: Wit and Witticism. I am not trying to take credit for writing them. (This note must be made to avoid all law suits.) |
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