***As the show opens pyro goes off and John Stevenson and Oklahoma are sitting at the commentators table waiting for the croud to stop cheering, but they dont and the croud are cheering as Suicide appears on the Titantron, finally the croud dies down and Stevenson begins to speak***
Prez:Hello and welcome to the bwf's first ever Show of Saturday Suicide, im your prez and one of your comentators for tonight. And what a show we have planned for you tonight, were having a tag match between The Insane Clown Posse and the New Blood. Also in the main ev...
***His words are drowned as Slim Anus plays over the PA system and the Psycopathic Family (XR cutioner, Violent-J and Shaggy-2-Dope) come walking to the ring, they step into the ring and XR takes the mic***
XR cutioner:HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANSAS CITY. (Croud Cheer) me and the boys all have matches tonight so im gonna make this quick. First off, to the Rock. Now i guess your wondering why im in a match with you tonight. I guess your wondering, why, me the greatest wrestler on the planet is going to be versing the piece of (r@|) you call the Rock. Well ill tell you why, because ive gone to the commisioner and said, Shawn, i want to end The Rocks career. So he volunteered, not only to sign the match, but for him to be, the special guest referee.
Oklahoma:What, i didnt know there was going to be a special referee.
Prez:I did.
Oklahoma:Of course you did your the Prez, you know everything that goes on in this fed.
***XR hands the mic to VJ***
Violent-J:YEAH YEAH SHUTUP. (Croud cheers) weve been put in a tag team match. And we feel like kickin, some @$$. So New Blood. You better be armed.
Prez:Better be armed, what does that mean
***PF leave the ring*** |