Things Guys and Girls Can Say - These are just some funny sayings that I got in the mail. Enjoy! - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/buffyspage/Things_Guys_and_Girls_Can

ThInGs GiRLs CaN SaY:

**Don't hate me `cuz i'm beautiful, hate me cuz your boyfriend does!**

**East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the B*tch, who touches my man!**

**If you need a nickel, i'll give you a dime, If you need a man, Bitch don't F*ck with mine!**

**Roses are red,Violets are blue,God made me pretty, what happened to you?!**

**God created men first `cuz you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!**

**God Loves stupid people, thats why he made so many men!**

**Only good girls go to heaven, I wasn't invited!**

**Sex is like pringles, Once you pop, you can't stop!**

**Children in the dark causes accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!**

**I Have P.M.S and a Gun, now what were you saying?!?! :)**

Things for Men to say:

^ts not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean!^^

^o you believe in love at first sight or do you have to walk past me again?^^

^oves a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destanation, to increase the population, of the next generation, do you understand my explanation?, or do you need a demonstration? :)^^

^on't drink and Drive, you might go over a bump and drop your beer!^^

^od gave me brains and a penis and only a lil bit of blood, i can only work one at a time!^^

^f guys got a period, they would brag about the size of there tampons!^^

^^Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs, i'll show you some power!^^

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