Quotes - These are some quotes said by friends and famous people. Most of them are from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so if they seem odd, that's why. - Miscellaneous

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
- Winston Churchill (thanks Sasha! and this quote describes me PERFECTLY with my obsession with Johnny Rzeznik and the Goo Goo Dolls)

"Botton line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what, are we helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, can't help that. It's what you do afterward that really counts. That's when you find out who you are."
- Whistler (deep, huh?)

"You have no idea what it's like to get your ass kicked by four girls."
- Johhny Rzeznik (I LOVE THE GOO GOO DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!)

"Robb is like the brother I never wanted."
- Johnny

"Sometimes I'm a fuck up- but I'm working on that."
- Johnny (NAUGHTY LANGUAGE!! hehehe)

"Comedy is the best medicine. Unless you're really sick. Then you should call 911."
- ABC magazine ad

"Local Man Found Violating Moose."
- Headline from a Tom Green Show ad (hehehehehehe!!)

"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular."
- Keith (OK!! I've had enough of people's emails telling me its by someone else. I know it's by someone else! Keith is just my resource!!! My goodness people!)

"Oh! Here's my perfect blackmail picture!"
- Celeste

"Oh my non-exsisting God."
- Joanna

"They're not doing anything illegal."

"What about that guy?"

"The majority of them aren't...."
- Joanna and Lynsey

"Just think, if we hadn't shown up [to school], none of this would've happened. Deep huh?"
- Kate

"Jimi Hendrix is God."
- Joanna

"it called summerphobia."
- Joanna

"i'm bored out of my small mind."
- Joanna

"thy father art in woodstock, hallowed
be thy musci, they pot will be done, as earht as it
is in woodstock, give us our daily songs, and
forgive us from evil war"
- Joanna

"And when I go into that big concert in the sky..."
- Joanna

"im a litlle whore, blah, blaaaaaaaah, wah, wah"
- Joanna's impression of her mother

"WHOA! back up the whore mobile there!"
- Joanna

"i like make a mental list from what my cousins tell me. like this:
1. always have mylanta in your dorm room if you are planning on using your meal card"
- Joanna

"ok what is in the upness of the wide blue yonder?"
- Joanna

"i'm almost jealous of me"
- Sasha

"only the good die young"
- Sasha

Sasha: "Keith stole my CD!"

Lizzy: "When?"

Sasha: "Remember when he said, 'Sasha, turn around. I'm stealing your CD,'? Well he did!"
- Sasha and Lizzy

Bristol: "OOOO!!! Hot guys! Hot guys!"
Tyler: "How do you know they're hot? You can't see them [over the fence]."
Bristol: "I hear a basketball!!"

"Guess what I just did. I just set my hair on fire. Happy holidays!"
- Sasha (an emailed holiday card)

"I'm going on an orgy and I'm bringing..."
- Sasha

"Toddlers are ugly."
- Celeste

"I AM BILL CLINTON'S DAUGHTER!"
- Celeste

"And I must confess, that it wasn't Monica's dress. Elvis is alive. Don't you know I don't believe, that you won't be here. And those boxing gloves are mine. Smack me toddler, two more times!"
- Celeste (to "Baby One More Time")

"It's ripping at my lungs when I'm with Lou. But when we are apart, I feel it too."
- Celeste (to "Tearin' Up My Heart")

"Trojan's = Happy habbits."
- Celeste (as in the condom)

Keith: 'There's something going on that I don't know about.'
Tyler: 'Oh, that you're a trisexual?'
Keith: 'No, everyone knows that already.'

Zach: 'There's no hurting animals in Rhode Island.'
Chris: 'Then what do you call throwing rocks at squirrels?'
Keith: 'I call it fun.'

"The smurfs are green!"
- Keith

"Cat: The other white meat."
- Keith

"Pop Goes the Hampster and Other Microwave Adventures."
- Keith

"Wow!! It's my brain! OOOOOOOO! That tickles!"
- Frank

"You are the social enemies. Changing people day to day."
- ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I LOVE THIS BAND!!)

"God is in the TV."
- Marilyn Manson

"I make a mean pop-tart."
- Justin Timberlake

"In 1918, an outbreak of flu killed over 30 million people. Can it happen again? The world's leading experts say it's not merely possible, it's inevitable."
- Rolling Stone Magazine

"Think about it. Can you call a friend who asks you to share, really a friend?"
- Twix ad (fitting huh?)

"Youth is wasted on the young."
- 'Rocko's Modern Life' (Don't ask)

"Kurt Cobain was a prophet from the Gods who died for our sins."
- Rats Saw God (a book)

"Could you vague that up for me?"
- Buffy

"If you want to make jokes then I will pull out your rib cage and wear it as a hat."
- Buffy

"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good."
- Buffy

"When he wakes up, tell him...I don't know. Think of something cool; tell him I said it."
- Buffy

"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me...that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."
- Buffy

"Destructo-Girl, that's me."
- Buffy

"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
- Xander

"We could grind our enimies up into talcum powder with a sledge hammer, but, gosh, we did that last night."
- Xander

"Calvary's here. Calvary's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here."
- Xander

"I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
- Xander

"Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I've got to get me a life."
- Xander

"That's it. This has gotta stop. It's time for me to act like a man. And hide."
- Xander

"I don't get wild. Wild on me equals 'spaz'."
- Willow

"Color me stunned."
- Buffy

"Gym is canceled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
- Cordelia

"Is murder always a crime?"
- Xander

"I'm shot. Wow. It's...odd. And painful."
- Oz

"Practice. The bands kind of moving toward this new sound where we suck. So, practice."
- Oz

"It's all right. Kendra killed the bad lamp."
- Buffy

"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."
- Spike

"It's paradise! Big windows and lovely gardens. They'll be perfect for when we want the sunlight to kill us."
- Spike (Spike is a vampire, just to let you know)

"Monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much 'Crush! Kill! Destroy!'"
- Buffy

"I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish Guy..."
- Xander

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